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I was sober watching dumb & dumber and I pissed myself

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waiting to see what 4 beer has to reveal to me

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3 beer in thinkin about changing the world

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@feral_wifey What if

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It’s time to go to work

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Tired of jerking off alone?

Nope!

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@feral_wifey This is great news

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I miss my rideau street pals no one wants to drink herbal liqueur on the sidewalk anymore

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I think the nasdaq is gonna go up

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It’s gonna be one of those days where nothing terrible happens to me ever

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You would’nt even know what to do with a woman like my mom

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Trying out a new bit tonight ! Brushin my teeth!!!!

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@matthewspanyolo Ratio

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@natresi_ Time to commandeer atomic rooster

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@croonkle Sent you to the wrong place. My bad 👍 - Prickly

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@croonkle Hey that’s my hat

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Shittin on the floor of city hall call that a civic duty

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Guy named Razor Scooter Ryder:
Wassup

Me:
I hardly know her, just met her, why the fuck would I do that

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She let me hit it cuz I was at the lowest point of my entire life

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