Allie

a girl who loves her cat more than you

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

I'm more sexually attracted to a mac and cheese black bean burger that I just ate than I have ever been to a person

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

To whoever tried to hack my Twitter and made me log back in to this dirt hole of an app…email me, I’ll sell you my password. I don’t take crypto.

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

Lol ew, Twitter has stories now..#imout it was a good 2 minute run

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

Do I just keep tweeting until I get a heart? Plz help

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

Oh man guys, redownloaded Twitter. Not sure how this works. #dopeoplestillhashtag

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

@m_lipe21 Lmao your fav

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

@m_lipe21 Sunday brunch

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

@m_lipe21 I haven’t been on Twitter in probably 2 months and this is the first thing I see. Bless you

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

@Melina818 Ugh I’m so sorry Melina!! 💞💞

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

@m_lipe21 We don’t tuck and roll on the turnpike, we tuck and roll DURING the turnpike

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

That Smashmouth cover band was horrible

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

Why the fuck is it that I get extremely drunk, go to bed at 2am and always wake up at 7:30, still drunk, and can’t fall back asleep???

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

Okay...correction, I only come on here when I’m extremely depressed OR still drunk from the night before.

[chris @skatehair]

i’m not gonna ask you again, what the fuck is in your mouth

[Klutch @KlutchGame]

So we had to put a cone on my dog again. My cat loves it

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

I only come on Twitter now when I’m severely depressed and/or anxious to make it a little bit worse since all y’all are miserable af and it’s nice to know I’m not the only one.

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

*Biggie Voice* "I'm going going, back back, into depression depression"

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

Come get chair massage at the Albany Boys and Girls Club!

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

@m_lipe21 I sing it every time I’m in the car and I feel empowered #obsessed

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

why are we all forgetting the OG Eminem diss track by Mariah Carey??

[Allie @sweetactionblnd]

@m_lipe21 That song is pure gold and I will not back down

[Foxxy stan account @chef__killem]

Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the police
cuz I was smoking on the balcony. The police
get here and ask where the weed at, I said I
smoked it all. They said where'd u buy it, I said
from the neighbor now they at his
house looking searching his shit