Rachel Williams

long live happy hour

[Alex Statz @a_Lurp]

@sweetbeberae this one’s for you Rae Rae

[Rachel Williams @sweetbeberae]

if Criminal Minds ever kills off Derek Morgan i’m fairly confident people will riot in the streets

[Allison Hale @Allison_J_Hale]

the power of an iced coffee is no joke I hate the world until you put an iced coffee with cream in my hands and then suddenly I'm a life coach preaching positivity

[Rachel Williams @sweetbeberae]

@BACARDIGIRL22 this tweet solidifies all the reasons i love you #CHRISTMASSSSSS

[Alex Von Behren @alexvonb3]

City hall when deciding what to put in Lodi.

[Beks @beksjwhite]

My waiter asked “Now, do we want straws OR do we want to save the turtles?” and honestly we all deserve that environmental guilt trip

[Rachel Williams @sweetbeberae]

Yeti koozies are dangerous because they’re so heavy that one minute you’re chuggin’ along thinking you’re drinking at a very reasonable pace and the next second you’ve polished of a busch light in the matter of minutes

[Rachel Williams @sweetbeberae]

@wiscosnowbunny5 ❤️❤️❤️

[Marv @imfrickinmarc]

Since 4th of July is on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? The weekend afer? That wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?

[Cristy Lawrence @cristylawrence]

never entertain the negativity.

[Rachel Williams @sweetbeberae]

i’m mad in real life https://t.co/rcIZV9YFWw

[Bryce Murray @brycemurray89]

How to properly drink a Busch Light 🍺

[Spencer Carpenter @Spencer15t]

If these two got together with a case of Bud Light and a carton of cigarettes, they might write the greatest song mankind has ever heard..... or just get drunk and smoke a lot of cigs, one of the two. https://t.co/uxUXy83bOQ

[Mag McAnulty @magmcnut]

Kinda just lookin for a guy that’ll be like “you’re a drunk piece of shit but you’re my drunk piece of shit”

[call me by your tennis potential @urpastaboi]

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*

[K (McGonigle ROY) @k_walnation3]

Friend 1: It’s Yanny.

Friend 2: It’s Laurel.

Me:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

ooo it’s sundress szn ladies you know what that means!!! awkwardly walking with one hand holding your dress down bc damn it’s windy out here ha should’ve definitely not worn this today