caroline

Music enthusiast, art lover, pizza expert.

[caroline @SweetCarolinee7]

When you Uber home so early on a Saturday that ur driver says "have fun tonight" when you get out

[caroline @SweetCarolinee7]

Is the world ending? Asking for a friend.

[Donald Trump’s Neck Vagina @torontobaddy]

This is what smallpox looks like. RFK Jr. wants to eliminate the smallpox vaccine. Good luck everyone. This is what you voted for.

[caroline @SweetCarolinee7]

Men are a fucking disease

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Animal Crossing. Thank you. What is the point of this? Do you win?

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

It is my religious right to not wear a seatbelt. Also, I can crash into other cars. Also, I can dump poison into my local reservoir. I’m sorry but that’s what my religion is.

[Emily Flake @EmilyFlake]

I’ve never planned a better party than the one I planned when I was 8

[caroline @SweetCarolinee7]

My fellow ATLiens, I’m so proud of you!!! 💕😭

[becca not becky @itsmebecca]

Campaign staff at their family’s kitchen table this morning:

[LBS_crane ⚪️ @NbaCrane]

@realDonaldTrump “We have more Biden votes because we have more counting!”

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

i love deleting my tweets like shut up bitch!

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

got to be honest, it's starting to feel like we're just doing things we feel like doing and saying it's in support of health care workers

[Art House Memes @arthausmemes]

checking in on your friends

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

leaving my bedroom and going to the living room mid-day

[keegan @FranziaMom]

i’m baby

[milk @milkinhisbag]

my mom just learned how to use text effects lol

[caroline @SweetCarolinee7]

@PissJugTycoon Just saying, they aren’t all terrible people

[caroline @SweetCarolinee7]

@PissJugTycoon Okay but one of my previous landlords was a paraplegic who listened to me opening cry about my old roommate on the phone and said he would guarantee my deposit and talk to me if I needed it, even tho I was a sublet