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here to talk about the great british baking show and injustice

[curmudgemily @sweetclem18]

@FedExHelp Hello @FedEx customer service ai. Unless you can deliver the shipment to my customer then there's not much for me to discuss with you

[curmudgemily @sweetclem18]

@FedEx customer support reaching new lows today when I was informed that my shipment simply didn't exist, despite the three days of tracking history on their website. No, there was no one else I could speak with, they would all have the same info. Yet when I hung up and called(1)

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back and got a new rep he, in fact, told me the shipment was in transit and unable to be delivered because of unknown reasons. Which is its own kind of annoying, but at least he admitted to actually having it

[curmudgemily @sweetclem18]

@pirate2sox have blasted through the first 3 volumes of Miss Lion's diary. Am obsessed. Slightly in love with her and Niall Pierce both. And Young Hawkes. And Islington a bit. I need them to embrace polyamory and all and up together.

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Over the last couple weeks I've read Eleanor and Park, Fangirl, Attachments, and I finished Landline about 15 minutes ago. @rainbowrowell writes the kind of loves that make my chest hurt for the envy of them. Imagine my joy to find her announcement of a new book made just today!

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I really hope @noahcent is doing well and is having a nice time in life. In as much as one can tell about someone acting in a movie he seems like a very sweet guy who deserves nice things.

[curmudgemily @sweetclem18]

@OliviaWrites, I just finished #AtFirstSpite. A beautiful book, as I knew it would be. I think Athena and Matthew are tied with Wren and Alex as my favorite couple you've ever written. I can't say everything I want to so I'll just say thank you; this story means a lot to me.

[curmudgemily @sweetclem18]

But seriously, #AuthorsOfTwitter how do you come up with a plot? I can think of themes I want to explore or characters I want to get to know. What I can't do is think of what actually happens!

[curmudgemily @sweetclem18]

@OliviaWrites I just finished All The Feels, the second of your books I've consumed entirely in one sitting. Thank you for Wren and her story. I saw myself in so much of her and I aspire to be even more so. Can't wait till next weekend when I can get into Shipwrecked!

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

If you want to know how Elon Musk got to where he is now, watch this video from @JessicaLBurbank, because it's brilliant.

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries

[curmudgemily @sweetclem18]

Hey @Microsoft and @Windows what's up with not having a "left handed" option for the mouse to toggle not only the buttons swapping, but also the pointer flipping the opposite direction? How does this not exist yet?

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When are they gonna make bonsai pots on #theGreatPotteryThrowdown?

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@steinbeigle Looking at your own body is so so important. Literally just take a moment before you shower to just look at and familiarize yourself with your body.

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@steinbeigle Gross. But good job going to the doctor!

[curmudgemily @sweetclem18]

Dear @HBO and @hbomax
I'm gonna need you to go ahead and renew #OurFlagMeansDeath, mk? Thanks very much.
#RenewOurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #renewOFMD

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@steinbeigle But is there a guy equivalent for Ladybird?

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@subaru_usa I just discovered your "badge of ownership" program. Excellent. Chef's kiss🤌🏼. But I would humbly request that you add a badge for knitting 🧶. Or if that is too specific, one for crafting. I promise, it will be popular.

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@TheStoryKGW COVID question. If you get a COVID vaccine would that impact the accuracy of those tests that check for your antibodies to see if you've ever had COVID?

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@NGalifianakis I just saw a post from the @washingtonpost parenting section featuring one of your cartoons, specifically two bananas, one smug and one upset. If a person wanted a print of said bananas to hang in their kitchen is there any way to make that happen?