Cora Jane

Lover of all things neon, the outdoors, and Jesus

[Southeastern Conference @SEC]

WON AND DONE.

The Alabama Crimson Tide are NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

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I literally never understand anything Lace says. Are those coherent thoughts? #TheBachelor

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Olivia, shut your mouth. #TheBachelor

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They literally never eat the food on #TheBachelor It bothers me so much.

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@ChaseRiceMusic I'd really love it if you would come play a show in St. Louis. Do you think we could make that happen?

[E! News @enews]

The season premiere of #TheBachelor: A summary. https://t.co/WxTXKlfdB9

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"I just want to be clear, the issue is I didn't make eye contact with you?"Translated:"I just want to be clear, you're crazy?" #TheBachelor

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This season has a full batch of crazies #notimpressed #pickme #TheBachelor

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"Chicken enthusiast" is that really a job title? #TheBachelor

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Ben's wearing a bracelet that says hope. My tattoo says hope. Clearly meant to be. #TheBachelor

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Definitely feeling those 250 squats from boot camp yesterday. It's fine, I didn't need to walk or climb stairs or do anything today...

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I think all zookeepers should keep a running list of ridiculous things that happen to them. Like the owl who attacked my face today.

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@mdunnie @JenHatmaker I'm so incredibly excited!!

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Pocahantas is my spirit animal #disneymovienight

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And all of a sudden I'm trying to talk myself into doing a half ironman #imightbethatcrazy

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The two year old I'm babysitting doesn't bother to chew her food. She's just swallowing spoonfuls of mac and cheese.

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"I'd rather have wonky toes than I wonky face" -@wam_ber She makes a good point.

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I love my show animals, but there's something so satisfying about coming home from work sweaty and smelling like goats.

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On a related note, who thought it would be a good idea to offer bbq sandwiches at the end of a half marathon at 9:30AM. #nothankyou

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I love how vegan/vegetarian friendly Columbia MO is.