Kat Karnick

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

@AskTSA I gotta fly with…semolina, lady fingers, knives, a pasta machine, a battery powered scale, a thermopen, an immersion blender, and some sheet pans. What should come on the plane, and what goes in a checked bag? (Friendsgiving in MT)

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

Why can’t I buy neutral hats with any team? God I just want neutral hats with my teams.

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

What is this, a bar in North Carolina? https://t.co/3fdCKvkxgo

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

Yo @AskTSA I got flowers at a market with water plastic bagged in the bottom. Can I bring that through security?

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

Can you just go around me if I’m trying to parallel park? My anxiety is going to make this a horrible parking job anyway, but your headlights blind the backup camera….

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

For anyone wondering, I just closed my exercise ring on my Apple Watch opening a bottle of wine, so I’m doing great!

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

I want a new family holiday, with a main dish everyone likes, the same usable gift for everyone, and a date that works for each family and isn’t insane to travel on.

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

You are one of 3 people on pay day:
Add Bacon
Add Guac
Put an egg on it

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

Airports are such a chaotic microcosm of unacceptable human behavior

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

To be fair, I am not slender enough to rescue the boy 😂

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

I really crave creamy on multiple levels right now, and currently feel like this means 10pm guac and mac and cheese.

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

My mailbox defines me-a Lego catalog, a fancy pajamas discount, and 2 tickets from the city of Chicago I need to contest. 🙃

[Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch]

no man is allowed to touch me until I see evidence of public support for reproductive freedom and the right to an abortion

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

@feelslike_july hey, maybe instead of sending me emails saying you’re back in stock, you can send the shipping confirmation for my air conditioner.

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

Is smoking a joint going to make me more or less productive at packing? Good question. I should find a joint.

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

Am I chill or am I refusing to emotionally invest in men for the purpose of dating?

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

@steelydamnnn I enjoy coming up with a variety of hilarious reasons people can’t take me home with them…

[Kat Karnick @sweetekat]

Current hot girl shit:eating Italian beef by dropping pieces into my mouth while singing along to emo music.

[Madison @steelydamnnn]

girls don’t want a valentine, girls want the Muppets Valentine Show