To be fair, he took his t-shirt off. Maybe I'm asking for too much.
I should've just ate him our and slowly dipped in like I always do.
Slow sipping on whiskey, lemme try to have him come over.
Played FIFA and left. Now he's asking me if everything is okay.
I like shagging straight guys because they're so beautifully submissive.
Getting to the bedroom is the sucky part. It's like your virgin girlfriend in high-school all over again.
Liquid blue is trash. You run into bottoms who don't remember you, and you think...how slutty.
Then you run into bottoms you don't remember...Then you think...also me I'm a slut.
15 years of friendship. 2025 is fucked! I am not okay. Had to decide between coffee and a cider. Had the cider.
Jesus Lord...I've been so good. How am I here?
He snores like a fucking buffalo. I could've slept in the other room, but I told myself that this insomnia is the punishment I deserve. I don't know how I'm going to face this woman. As for him...I don't think we're friends anymore.
We could've fucked years ago...what's this?
Legalporn is the holy grail of porn and I did a proper deep dive.
I'm going to need all those tops to maybe bottom? The straight guys to do gay porn?
The end of porn...is that a thing?
I think I've finished porn - there just isn't anymore left. I'm being a juvenile on Grindr getting folk to send nudes...just for the thrill.
Not sure what's meant to happen now.π€