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on bsky now

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CDC says we can all have a little brain damage now, as a treat

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Actually there is an incredibly strong relationship between these phenomena, and the fact that ppl don’t see that is a big part of the “how”

[Dennis @D3nnis__3]

How did we go from Brat Summer to Hitler Winter

[sweetfernwrites @sweetfernwrites]

@ksoosakgae Same!

[Eleanor ♿️🌷🦢🪽🌈 @outdooreleanor]

$12/$80 on this!

[Eleanor ♿️🌷🦢🪽🌈 @outdooreleanor]

thank you everyone for the kind words, if you'd like to help me afford my LDN ($55/month) my pp and vmo are both wombatleo and my cshpp is $boyfrogs :)

[Eleanor ♿️🌷🦢🪽🌈 @outdooreleanor]

eugenics being used in courts! how fun

[Eleanor ♿️🌷🦢🪽🌈 @outdooreleanor]

i need help again ! please share/don’t ignore, i appreciate y’all 💘
$141 for medical bills
$144 for minimum cc payment
anything extra goes to meds ($55+/month) and necessities
vmo + pp: wombatleo
cshpp: $boyfrogs
$0/~$300

[sweetfernwrites @sweetfernwrites]

big news y’all: a middle school girl complimented my hair today—I’ve made it.

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This was me when I was working at the campus cafeteria

[fruits @fru1tsofmylabor]

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

[sweetfernwrites @sweetfernwrites]

Kid 1: *strokes fingers through my hair* “you have nice hair texture”
Kid 2, knowingly: “it’s because she washes it”
Kid 1: “so do you use shampoo or conditioner?”
Me: … “both?”
Kid 1: “oh, I have one that’s like shampoo and conditioner in one bottle”

[sweetfernwrites @sweetfernwrites]

Once I told a kid I would do something for them in a minute. They asked me if it was going to be a real minute or a grown up minute. I laughed, definitely a grown up minute, sorry.

[Samaria @samariajdavis_]

i hate when someone with adhd tell me “i’ll do it in a sec” like ho you’re lying. you’re not even gonna remember it in a sec.

[sweetfernwrites @sweetfernwrites]

Love Philly FB groups:

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Kid 1: you played chess since you were a kid?
Kid 2: no I just learned last week and I’m already good

[sweetfernwrites @sweetfernwrites]

@kendandelion Yes 😭

[sweetfernwrites @sweetfernwrites]

Me: *teaches middle schoolers chess*
Middle schoolers: *have a heated debate over the rules, call me over to resolve it*
Middle schooler: “Miss Ella, get the FUCK over here”
Me: *sighs* “No, that’s not checkmate yet”

[sweetfernwrites @sweetfernwrites]

Kid *sees lesbian flag pin on my lanyard*: You support gay ppl?
Me: Yeah I support gay ppl, I am a gay person
Kid: Are you like bi or full gay?
Me: Full gay

Same kid, later: Are you gay as shit?
Me: …. Yes
Kid: Are you gay as fuck?
Me: …. Yes

[Eleanor ♿️🌷🦢🪽🌈 @outdooreleanor]

went ahead and made a new flyer so i dont have to keep quoting the same tweet lol!!
vmo and pp are both wombatleo
ca is $boyfrogs
thank you🫶

[Sophie Rae Lichterman @why_sophie_why]

Hurricane Helene disaster relief trusted mutual aid funds:

[danita @danitasteinberg]

a lot of you have a lot of political opinions for someone who hasn't worn a mask in 2+ years

[Eleanor ♿️🌷🦢🪽🌈 @outdooreleanor]

what am i even supposed to do besides try to crowdfund and be ignored and be deemed unworthy of aid. i cant work, as much as i want to, i rely on the generosity of people on the internet to get by. i need help i feel so hopeless
my vmo is wombatleo if you can help with $5 or $10

[sweetfernwrites @sweetfernwrites]

Reposting for an Asheville friend !!

(Dm on IG)