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Music Lover. Tech Enthusiast. Speaker. Photographer. Space & Aviation Apple Fanboy. Electric Vehicle Enthusiast. I have never owned a car. My tweets are 💯 me.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"Appreciate y'all. See y'all....never"

Everything Wemby said after losing the NBA Finals: https://t.co/wa5C7Rokcz

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@samsheffer The fifth dentist finally caved…now all 5 recommend Trident sugarless gum. Been waiting for this moment my whole life.

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@AmazonHelp I’m over it. I’m sure you’ll be getting 20-30 stolen package requests soon. I tried. No one cares or knows what to do. Tried to do the right thing and that was a lesson in futility.

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@amazon I see your drivers are doing their best again by abandoning packages outside in the rain on the sidewalk. Happy holidays! Love that they left your infrastructure too! Trying to call you customer service has taken 30 minutes and still no one has responded.

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@AmazonHelp @amazon I’m on the phone now waiting for anyone to care as they pass me from rep to rep. Like I said prolly won’t be any packages left. Y’all could DM me directly instead of making me be on a call AND fill out a form since this don’t even my problem but yours.

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@AmazonHelp @amazon Watching everyone’s packages & presents disappear. Could be the recipients could be watching them get stolen. Don’t know. But this problem may solve itself before anyone gets on the phone who knows what they are doing.

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

@sweetjohn @statesman @AustinChronicle @austintexasgov @AustinFC Sure, here's $1.1 Million

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I think @EvilMopacATX can get behind this new logo representing MoPac’s current construction phase.

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There is no better feeling than being free from the shackles of @ActiveCampaign. Quitting them has been harder than getting rid of Comcast Cable!

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Congratulations to @starwars @DisneyPlus @diegoluna_ Tony Gilroy and the entire cast of Andor. What an EPIC series that has done more for #StarWars than any other project since Empire.

I cried. CRIED I SAID! I cried when the final montage played to end the series. Just perfect

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Dear @Target - Please make @UPS stop ruining our online shopping experience with you. We just want to love Target and UPS makes it very very difficult when they deliver online orders in a puddle on the sidewalk because they don’t wanna leave their truck. Pretty please?!?

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If @UPS is delivering your packages double check condition & file complaints if damaged. Send your products back for an exchange. The only way UPS will change their awful delivery services is if it starts to cost them millions. They just left a pile of boxes in a puddle again.

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EPS 2 of @TheBearFX done. Prolly gonna watch every single one now.

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YES CHEF! (No spoilers here) The first episode of @TheBearFX is unfuckingbelievable. Brilliant storytelling & almost no dialogue in many of the scenes. This show blows me away. Really focuses on the message of the episode. Damn this show is so fucking good!

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Same lol

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I just binged all the “Don’t Trust the B In Apt 23” episodes and @vanderjames is a comedic genius. I mean the whole cast is great but the banter between him, Ray Ford, & Krysten Ritter had me laughing so hard! One of the most under appreciated comedy series out there.

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Love sitting in a bar & eavesdropping on political discourse. My favorite so far tonight is some bro in Austin quoting poorly from the last episode from @LastWeekTonight as thoughts of his own regarding Sonia Sotomayor & her retirement possibilities.

Austin is full of morons.

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Did you know 25% of U. S. coal exports are through the Port of Baltimore?

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Kudos to those who have been searching and diving in those cold waters. You can see the massive amount of boats and watercraft involved in the search for survors here on this maritime traffic site. https://t.co/tYb2LFqRyx

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What an awful tragedy in Baltimore. Godspeed to the first responders and Coast Guard in their search for survivors.

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Learned some facts while waiting for news on the search…

31,000 people use(d) the Francis Scott Key bridge each day. Over 15,000 people work at the Port of Baltimore (140,000 people employed indirectly by port operation). The channel is about 50 feet deep around the bridge.