Alyssa

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

Lisa Rinna texting Yolanda:

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

@SorryDontClaire I will never see either of them the same

[PubicZirconium @PubicZirconium]

lol

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

Downton Abbey is Professor McGonnagall’s backstory

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Yikes unfollowing now. I thought he was cool for defeating her seven evil exes but it I didn’t realize he was dating high schooler at the same time

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

When you see a pickle on someone’s plate that you know they’re not gonna eat

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

Post graduation plans: listen to podcasts in the bath

[boss @boss_on_here]

My tummy hurts but im being so brave about it.

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

@jaine_macias Im seizing the day

[royce hall @filadisruptor]

the fact that he was a turtle makes this so much more impressive

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

Starting grad pics at Valhalla could be a mistake

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

He said he was busy yesterday watching March Madness but it’s April :/

[katherine @kit_KATherine__]

just found this photo of my great grandparents during the depression, so fascinating to see how people used to live back then

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

Please send any show/movie recommendations my way for any streaming service (I’ve watched too many things)

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

Some people are really at the Taco Bell in Vegas living my dream

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

@HaydenNetsanet (My moms child needed to hear this)

[Alyssa @sweetlife2437]

I want the seltzer trend to end and for every company to start making ciders