g 🫧

movies/TV, music, food, travel, politics & whatever else i want. i’ve been described as “arrogant” & “cunty” 😌🫶🏼 now fuck off, I bite back

[Pork Malone @BOARC0RE]

Me: look I finally got approved to apply for this rental assistance program

My mom who lives in a mansion and goes on multiple foreign vacations in a month:

[👑 @King2Eclipse]

Hackers are utterly incapable of hacking shit that would actually benefit people. Want them to hack the FAFSA to get rid of student loans?? Sorry their too busy hacking cartoon studios and threatening to release something people were already planning on watching

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[Alex JER-dun @alexjordanATL]

"Last I checked, Netanyahu doesn't have a seat on this committee" -@RepRoKhanna

[g 🫧 @sweetlygi]

@TheOfficerTatum 🌈 boo!!!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Do not allow these wealthy parasites to destroy the earth any further. Solidarity with all who rise up against them

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[Longswordwife @Longswordwife]

Christianity is so funny bc any religion that takes itself seriously would find it insulting to put the Word of God on a piece of cardboard meant to be covered in slop and thrown in the trash

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Lauren 🍉 @Laureasons_]

We are in an ai flyer epidemic.

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[g 🫧 @sweetlygi]

@sarigaez @Loverism__ any tips?? I’m about to move and my goal is to have a great set up and finally go all out with my dream computer

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

I’m not concerned the president of the United States is posting homoerotic pics. I’m concerned there are millions of documents, images, and video of him raping, torturing, maiming, even killing children, and no one is doing anything.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Anyone think it’s odd that every event is just a bunch of sycophants standing behind an immobile president pretending it’s normal?

[jezz @JezziiB]

As a woman I am extremely aware the only reason I have rights is because women before me got mouthy, organized, and made herself inconvenient. Thats why I see women who uphold the patriarchy as traitors

[Drebae @Drebae_]

You’re not an ally if your boyfriend is homophobic boo.

[Luthen’s Reality 🟢 @RealLuthen]

This is exactly why billionaires can’t exist. This man is burning the entire world down because he cannot accept his daughter for who she is. And he has the money to actually do it. No one can have that power.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Massie almost connected the dots.