melissa 🦇

living off of grass & the drippings from the ceiling

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

I wish I was cool and mysterious but unfortunately I am an open book and overshare about everything with everyone

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

I want to be as carefree as a mall walker

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

@ratt_mynn Oh you gotta!! They’re much plumper than Reese’s pieces lol that’s why I like them

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

Peanut butter m&m’s > Reese’s pieces

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

My perfect meal would be a crisp Caesar salad topped with a piece of blackened salmon, a plate of seasoned curly or waffle fries with a side of honey mustard and endless ice cold Dr. Pepper refills 😗

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

I am SO grateful that I don’t have crazy in-laws

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

If the internet retains everything can someone PLEASE retrieve my old polyvore account

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

Tried on a new dress for Tyler and he told me I looked like Sydney Sweeney……like maybe just one thing

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

I can’t imagine what it’s like to love your job

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

I’m an ice cream every night kinda girl

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

*making a post of THE tattoo obvi

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

Extreme validation is my tattoo artist posting my tattoo on her story, sharing MY story, then making a post of a tattoo then sharing that post on her story!!! I’m so flattered

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

Show me a guy on love is blind that doesn’t scream “let’s gooo” every time a woman accepts his proposal

[fluffypoofer @fluffypoofa]

Behold

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

@da_mings HA

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

Sabrina the teenage witch is the best show ever created

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

@RobertRodMusic It’s okay you can join our side now

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

@NapsandNugs I got hit clips for my first tooth hhaha

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

Fully obsessed with jellycats now so I would be elated to receive one every single time someone feels the need to get me a gift

[melissa 🦇 @sweetmelizard]

@jkraq If you want some real heartfelt, corny, early 90s, teen drama I highly recommend Dawson’s Creek. It’s easy to binge or keep on in the background and there’s so many episodes