theoretical object

aquarist • she/her • ♍︎☉ ♋︎☽ ♍︎↑

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

[theoretical object @sweetpeebo]

:/

[jynx @miiagarro]

girl whatever you’re going through right now as long as you’re not pregnant you’ll be fine

[A @seattleiminyou]

You’re giving mommy the ick

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

But your honour you know how I get

[theoretical object @sweetpeebo]

I’ve been craving my shaken espresso so bad I’ve been having dreams about ordering them in Starbucks. But then the barista says “oh no you can’t have that” and takes it from me while I watch in horror as they pour it down the drain

[theoretical object @sweetpeebo]

Yeah unfortunately soft serve ice cream is a risk baby is going to have to take

[r͜͡a͜͡l͜͡e͜͡i͜͡g͜͡h͜͡ d͜͡o͜͡t͜͡ c͜͡o͜͡m͜͡ @ciervasanta]

thats not my bf thats the man i do competitive anorexia with

[theoretical object @sweetpeebo]

Personally if my husband was going home with bitches from the club & not coming home the entire next day I’d be more concerned about that but hey

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

me pulling up to my girl’s birthday party after her besties begged her not to take me back

[theoretical object @sweetpeebo]

crazy what it’s like to be loved truly

[theoretical object @sweetpeebo]

he calls me osha the way I be concerned for that mans safety

[beaner of bad news @wh0r30z]

throwing various exes and the like into a gc for shits and giggles

[theoretical object @sweetpeebo]

:)

[blood ocean @void__ocean]

if your born in:
january: you're gay
february: you're gay
march: you're gay
april: you're gay
june: you're gay
july: you're stupid
august: really?
september: your sexy
october: you're gay
november: you're ultra super duper gay
december: you're greedy

[👁️‍🗨️ Eyes Behind The Pines 👁️‍🗨️ @pervysagebundle]

How I feel about a fascist