Sweet River Phil

I put sugar in rivers.

[Sweet River Phil @sweetriverphil]

@CHold this is cool as hell, one of my neighbors goes absolutely way too hard on every holiday with the decorations and it is awesome. We're talking full on 10 foot sized leprechauns for st paddys day stuff. Love to see it

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@SpikeEskin time stands still on airplanes. that's why everyone just watches the first 9 minutes of every episode of the office and clicks next. You can't figure this out with math.

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@HPbasketball *starts slowly chanting Stauskas*

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@SleeperBlazers Dude's just trying to catch salmon up here

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@SuperChicken25 @BlazersLead that's fair, but there is definitely a process where what the actual people doing the medicine say and what happens after it filters through the whole front office and pr staff. I agree the whole organization has been real off on their predictions when guys come back

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@SuperChicken25 @BlazersLead this was before training camp, the blazer's training staff cannot actually stop people from doing things on their own time

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@DrGorillaFarts But it's not. So change your opinion lol

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@shaesharpeshow Just root for the blazers lol

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@Lillard93 Why? Do you think Kuminga will be happy playing 20 minutes a game?

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@KSayjee Camara and Deni will play more

[Anthony DiNardo @AnthonyD_heat]

Oh, you’ve somehow managed to stop the Davion Mitchell–Giannis pick and roll?? Congratulations.

Except now Giannis kicks it out to Klay Thompson and he drills his 11th three directly in your face. Heat by 46.

You try going small now? Bam Adebayo smells blood. He currently has 83 points and counting on 36/38 shooting. Spo hasn’t called a play for him since the 1st quarter.

You finally get into the paint? Wrong. Dru Smith is already standing there. CHARGE. That’s his 17th of the game. Your entire backcourt has fouled out.

Fine. Throw it up to Wemby. Nobody can block Wemby, right?

PELLE LARSSON JUST SENT THAT SHIT INTO THE 14TH ROW.

Spo glares at the court with a twinkle in his eye. He hasn’t blinked in 45 minutes.

Pat Riley is sitting courtside in a black Armani suit smoking a cigar indoors. Nobody has the courage to tell him he can’t.

Welcome to Miami Heat basketball.

[Sweet River Phil @sweetriverphil]

@SheaSerrano didn't one of them go to space? Gotta be the space car

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@pdxbrocialite If scoot wins a starting spot the blazers dynasty starts

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@CHold there isn't a nerd talking about sea anemones in the tide pools at pacific city and you know that

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@MonoldSamuel @robkhenderson This sparked a faint memory. I can't remember joose, but I remember remembering it

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@SpikeEskin at least the blazers got a shout out for some reason

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@Slatzism the disconnect is where being the best at mopping up water is worse than some dumb fuck who just got a job because of his last name

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@khrisody flat earther stuff honestly

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@dubsonlysports @mambalarp zoom out man lol

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@khrisody is there something specific about someone not wanting their name to be printed so they don't get fired that makes you think they are lying