🍬Smurph

Hi, I’m Sarah! 🍭 I like when you watch... me play video games. If nothing else, come hear me speak Canadian. 🇨🇦

[🍬Smurph @sweetsmurph]

weeeee 🔭🔍👀 #cntower
i have no shame doing all of the touristy things everywhere i go, even @ home #travel #travelwithme

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*this is your captain speaking* ✈️🙊 #animalcrossing #travelpic #irony @lynx_air

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goooo sports 🙌🏼⚾️ #sportsball #baseball @bluejays #couplepic

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i just got back from a trip over the weekend. ✈️🧳
this is from the day we left.. isn’t it funny how the airport vibe when leaving for a trip does NOT match the airport vibe when you’re returning. 🥹

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Happy Star Wars day! I celebrate by chomping on a storm trooper. 🍪

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@MForceTheMaster Sleep is for the weak

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i hope everyone’s having a fantastic weekend with their loved ones. 💙 I’ll be live at 7pm (mst) if you want to finish your fantastic weekend with me ;)

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@gagewhylds Floofy top is my new fave.

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you can see my wiener in this photo… 😬 #selfie

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i thought i would relax with some #animalcrossing, but Wolfgang’s been up to some shady stuff while I’ve been gone apparently.

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@gagewhylds OMGGGG! I’m so excited!

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don’t get my last PZ post twisted, I create destruction wherever I go. #projectzomboid

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@MForceTheMaster CARNAGE

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with gas prices rising, the carpool demand is getting a little outrageous.. #projectzomboid “this is how you died…” #videogamedeaths

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@MForceTheMaster My fave thing in life is weird trail mix combos of snacks. 😂

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#ProjectZomboid got me excited finding jeeps

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you might be playing too much #projectzomboid when you say “infected” instead of “affected” in a normal conversation.

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look how cute this lil umbreon is that’s going to hold my phone charger. i’ve reached the pinnacle of laziness that I cannot possibly just pick up my cord anymore. ❤️#pokemon #cute

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sooo I’m thinking I shall make a quiet comeback on Thursday 7pm MST. let’s catch up!

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@gagewhylds The car is my fave weapon. Little disappointed it doesn’t count towards the zombies killed tho. I killed them fair and square