Jack “Kyle” Torrance

“What day is it?” asked Pooh. “It’s today,” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day,” said Pooh. -A.A. Milne

[Jack “Kyle” Torrance @sweetsurple]

Off by one, we fuckin are

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Yo @_supcaroline it’s mfin Allar SZN after the break. First pass gonna be a tuddy, callin it

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

indian food has the highest flavor-to-price ratio. it's like $10 for a little thing of chana masala but there's enough flavor in there to power 10 bowls of rice for the rest of the week

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Posting in the bad place to share some news. I received @_GinaTron’s ‘Eat, Fuck, (Write About) Murder’ and Hilarity ensued.

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@ParkerMolloy Looks more like an Uday imho

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Felt immediately compelled to remove this website’s icon from my Home Screen. Also got an invite to one of the other places today.

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@ThunderPittRoad @SickosCommittee mRgH okaaaayyyy

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

I think this is the best diary entry ever.

[Jack “Kyle” Torrance @sweetsurple]

Honestly I’m all in on Cheech & Chong’s Menswear Guy Summer 🎉

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i saw a therapist last yr bc i kept feeling like everyone hates me, and my therapist kept saying, "just bc you feel something doesn't mean it's a fact," and about a year later, NBC has a headline story that says "everyone hates this guy"

https://t.co/AeV4AxFdju

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@AbbyHiggs Cc @_GinaTron

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@AbbyHiggs Cc @_GinaTron

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@PaulCrenstorm Nope. NJ, 36

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@PicturesFoIder 3, humans see 3 colors.

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Jesus.

[🤙 @ptrain67]

@Helloimmorgan Invited a Colombian woman on vacation without meeting her first - now we’re getting married.

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@SickosCommittee Dem hefty midwest bois

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Billionaires are in “inventing” 5 versions of the same app. Meanwhile the people are actually innovating

[JP @jpbrammer]

Jeremy Allen White has Renaissance-era face. he looks like he's watched a few heretics burn in the town square for minor theological differences

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@jules_su The Alien Spider Web actually slaps though is the prob. Big Aeron guy here.