Alphonse Elric

21. Macklemore. Batman. Tattoos. Novelist. Caffeine. Heisenberg. I make a fool out of myself on the regular. Check out my YouTube videos.

[Alphonse Elric @sweetteakaycee]

@amenxassholes worth buying?

[Do I want coffee? @UmmmmYes]

Yes

[ॐ Pat Saladyga ॐ @imaliveareyou]

look at the bright side, at least iMessage doesn't notify other people if you screenshot we'd all be fucked

[Father Jokic Joestar @BigSexxay_]

“@ItsDogTexts: http://t.co/DEV56B0KY7” @sweetteakaycee

[Alphonse Elric @sweetteakaycee]

You just made my day! Thank you! https://t.co/ptZ1mGZCDw

[Alphonse Elric @sweetteakaycee]

Who's had a good day? Tell me one happy thing that's happened to you today, aaaand go!

[Alphonse Elric @sweetteakaycee]

I'm pretty happy with how this all turned out. 😌

[Alphonse Elric @sweetteakaycee]

We have NOW CONFIRMED that Easter is on Sunday April 5th. @agoings20121 @graysenschaney

[Alphonse Elric @sweetteakaycee]

Q: why do I hate anxiety so much?
A:

[Alphonse Elric @sweetteakaycee]

Skatin away from y'all's bullshit 💀

[Alphonse Elric @sweetteakaycee]

ily @its_jmariee

[Alphonse Elric @sweetteakaycee]

To do list:
1. Stop falling in love with fictional characters

[donni saphire @donni]

I'm a worthless piece of shit just like everyone else I know. It's beautiful, really