talking squirrel

i’m st00pid

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

Is everyone a lil gay & a lil mentally ill & a lil neurodivergent ?? Or am I just projecting ??

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

If you ever wanna be reminded of what it feels like to be a teenager scream crying in your car behind the local Outback Steakhouse, you should listen to Medicine by Daughter

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

Nothing like taking your morning meds & vitamins on an empty stomach to make you feel alive

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

i’m not gay or straight i’m a secret third thing

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

If you think I’m cute & have $100,00 lying around, please just give it to me. You can write it off on your taxes & it will quite literally change my fucking life. tysm <3

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

@user_nametay Sorta like if someone was named Basil & you called em oregano or parsley

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

Truly can’t believe there are people are named Allegra

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

@kenannemcg The Tay shirt

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

Whenever I don’t use all the ketchup on my plate, I put it in a little jar & hide it in the back of the fridge. Just found out Sam knows about my unused ketchup. He’ll thank me one day

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

This nic stick tastes like Abercrombie & Fitch

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

@amanduuuuh_bb Yes

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

If anyone’s wondering how schools going, just know that I was crying when I turned in my physics exam last week

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

@kenannemcg Ang the queen. Every year I forget our moms have the same bday. Then I remember that only a Virgo woman could handle this aries nonsense

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

Don’t yuck someone else’s yum

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

“Can I keep you?”

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

It’s September 1st, so we put Casper on

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

Haven’t seen it since I was a child & this whole ghost/human love angle was not what I was expecting

[jahna jo @jahnafischer]

Waiting for your best friend to answer your FaceTime like.... biiiiiiiitCH

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

@WA_Bloom Let’s have a slumber party

[talking squirrel @sweetteigs]

My worst personality trait is that I’ve fallen asleep to Bob’s Burgers every night for the last three years. Don’t care who you are bitch, you wanna sleep in the same room as me ?? That shit your new lullaby

[bj 🎿 @bj_barrett1]

Idaho is the Florida of the west coast. Change my mind