Sweet Valley Diaries

Obscenely dramatic, disturbingly saccharin: Sweet Valley High. Welcome to 1983. Now in podcast form! IG: sweetvalleydiaries

[Sweet Valley Diaries @sweetvalley]

Book 75: AMY’S TRUE LOVE raises many questions. Does Amy deserve the silent treatment? Why did Tom and Jean break up? Is Enid’s cute cousin actually as good at tennis as everyone says? @bpduss and I tackle all this & MUCH more on SWEET VALLEY DIARIES https://t.co/5qFVICIrH2

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Out now, at long last….Book 71: STARRING JESSICA! w/Alex Jennings!

https://t.co/NuZMbAWWO4

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@amaluu @svhpodcast A great pleasure of doing this show is occasionally making friends (aka guest) read a physical copy of one of these books in public. Not to mention doing so myself! 😂

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‘Sup. You into football? 🏈 You into women bullying women through cheerleading? 📣 And it accidentally being way crueler than intended? 😳
I gotta book for ya… SWEET VALLEY HIGH NO. 70: MS. QUARTERBACK. With super special guest @jorcru!

https://t.co/Jcr2j7Sf6m

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There’s a new episode of Sweet Valley Diaries out today, and discussing it was so tense/intense that we didn’t even think to snicker about how Book 69 is called “Friend Against Friend.” https://t.co/rux5D8GOha

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@svhpodcast I remember this one 😂

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This is also the face I make when my twin sister tries to set our (still married) mother up with our English teacher #relatable

The new episode ‘Book #67: THE PARENT PLOT’ is now out! https://t.co/wVoAJmdUJy

[The Tinashe part of THIQUE @kimkellies]

I’m addicted to @sweetvalley diaries I don’t want to listen to anything else

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Heyyyyy look who released a new episode! It's Book #66: WHO'S TO BLAME, and the answer is NEVER REVEALED! Plus, Jessica finally meets the guy from the party line...totally smooth, no notes. Enjoy! https://t.co/B7jD0kbLJS

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Don’t cry! There’s only more week until more SVD!

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Come for the ‘90s marital strife plot, stay for the ‘90s partyline romance plot.

New episode for Book 65: TROUBLE AT HOME

https://t.co/KAUjepYuqT

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@PenguinBooks Bookstore receipt, stored behind front cover at time of purchase so you can see how long ago you bought the book. I recently opened a book I apparently bought at a Borders in 2007 🪦

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By far my favorite moment of this episode is when I realize that @CaitlinEMcCann is fully bringing a BDSM lens to Elizabeth’s surfing lessons and we’re both like you know what, sure, it’s been 63 books WHY NOT https://t.co/HFpHqy6V10

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There’s something downright therapeutic about sharing long-lost (but not forgotten) high school drama on the show. If it’s also entertaining, then: bonus!
https://t.co/5qI4hOiysB

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1993. I was 10 (and so was Sweet Valley High).

[Karina Longworth @KarinaLongworth]

I have found it: the most triggering magazine cover of the 90s. It has everything: normalizing dieting, a weird lens on trans stuff, "how NOT to get raped"

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“I mean, could you imagine a world full of Jessica Wakefields? It would be utter chaos.” - future real housewife of sweet valley Amy Sutton, p2, Book 63

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This week’s new episode is about computer dating, but you fill out your application on paper and get your matches by mail or phone. Because it’s 1990.

https://t.co/DnTcoohhJj

[flaxbart @flaxbart]

Anyway, there’s a new @sweetvalley diaries today and it’s great (see photo)

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Jealous of how perfect this is. Also that first Ken Matthews cover image is everything.

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Looks who’s finally making good on her many threats to return to the airwaves 👀 It’s Season 7! https://t.co/ytKGZkucBI