claudilla

way too hot to be this funny, yet here i am??

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

if i invite lorne michaels to my zoom improv show do you think he'll go

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

@UWimprov seeing one of my tweets still pinned is making my day u can never change this

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

guy who refers to dogs as man or woman

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

@trogbrainlet ALWAYS go out for $5 margs on a Wednesday

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

@frankieeesteinn my roomie & i do this all the time hahaha

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

rex oc breaking his hiatus on my birthday is great actually now i'll have a valid reason to cry

[rex orange county @rexorangecounty]

NEW SONG "KEEP IT UP" OUT WEDNESDAY 26th JANUARY
PRESAVE https://t.co/kUBlWNuPzE

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

so excited to announce that i deleted tinder 🥰 not bc i met anyone, it's just a horrible app

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

this is how i will be announcing my upcoming move to chicago

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

@fungusfinder huntington beach babyyyyyy

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the nurse who gave me my booster shot just tried to bond with me over how scary & untrustable the vaccines are....... sweetie you're putting it in me right now, we clearly have different opinions on that

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

@JoeLynch503 stop i literally have careless whisper by george michael in my hinge profile HAHAHA

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

do you think the actors who played zack & cody stay in touch

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

NOT NORMAL

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

no offense to my husband, but there's NO WAY our wedding will be the best day of my life, my covid vaccine anniversary will always be more important

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

had a group interview today & an overbearing man offered to report my great idea to the interviewer at the end. he was so giving!!!! i'm so lucky he took that big burden from me!!!!!

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

i'll never forgive u district for replacing slate coffee with a coffee shop that has a sign in the window saying "coffee - because adulting is hard"

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

I'm God fearing man I don't ask for nudes

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

idk if love changes you, but i think if anyone ever called me "my forever" i would commit arson

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

@bug_noticer i choose not to understand how recruiters think bc of this lol

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

update: i have a second interview. apply for jobs you "aren't qualified for"

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

how do i know job recruiting is arbitrary? i sent in the exact application to a company twice in 2 weeks. the first time my resume was rejected, today i got an interview

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

some of you didn't go to a performing arts high school & it shows (this is a compliment)

[claudilla @sweggs_benedict]

how do i know job recruiting is arbitrary? i sent in the exact application to a company twice in 2 weeks. the first time my resume was rejected, today i got an interview