HAYZELLE

arachnoid thaw cuddle in human flesh
you a crybaby woadie
Swellness Inc.

[HAYZELLE @swellhands]

on a atahualpa yupanqui kick rn

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methinks he means just invented that one incarnation of the smiley face, but how he claims such is so fucking vague that we have no choice but to assume that he means he invented the smiley face period

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

odd piece of illustration history is that theres a guy who claims he invented “the smiley face”, despite it clearly feeling like a universal naturally developing symbol:

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@rhizomancer you don't deserve that, you're a lovely being :(

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yo you gotta tell me what this is rq. this sounds like the ultimate b-movie

[warsaw ■ aby55 @rhizomancer]

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[enarei sectarian divide agitator @bandagedeunuch]

you will do just fine as a trans woman as long as you are the sweetest, kindest, friendliest, most angelic person in any space you are in. also make sure you put more effort into your appearance than anyone else. but dont claim u experience misogyny, that could never be possible.

[HAYZELLE @swellhands]

thank god eye never went scottpwrs when eye first got HALed

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it's liek if eye found out my mom was rapping. like obvi eye know shit's gonna be trash but the idea of her rapping is so fucking bizarre that eye might as well check that shit out

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hearing that hit-boys dad is rhyming is such a morbid curiosity that eye gotta peep atp

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like from what eye'm reading he a jail dude who just got released from a 30 year bid, like supremely so, even more than gunn was. and he just returned to prison like 2 years ago.

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the two johnberries

john ashbery
john berryman

eye adore them both

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if eye told you my secrets
could yo handle them?
eye'll tell you
only when the candles dim

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@rhizomancer nah real shit doe

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haven't talked 2 oldhead since that posse cut jacksun made. hope he alrite

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gotta hit my dot com intelligence impression just right for my next album

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eye only come here to spew bullshit lowk. eye'm treating this like a neutered journal because eye'm not tryna spam my IG stories wit dumb shit

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my jaw feels so weird

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eye'm a trendsetter

[chair @reinhold877]

taking inspiration #NewProfilePic

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@gaaavie the key is to have your pfp just be an incomprehensible selfie of yrself. like mi

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plus my verse on no one on her last joint (when eye was calling myself DUCHAMP TZARA) is one of the only tolerable things eye did before 2025. eye mean my flow on that joint was wack (eye sucked before late 2024-early 2025) but the bars were there

[HAYZELLE @swellhands]

shout out plskilquinn btw. she was one of the only cats that stood up for me when my HAL first started n shes a far better person than a lot of these ppl out here