the swellington tonight

Late-night AM radio for people who don’t trust explanations anymore. #internetbadboy

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@patdixon alright this is going to be a banger!

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@CalltoActivism she got a boner?

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@GaryPetersonUSA the single hot dog is so perfect.

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@greg16676935420 did you fold the pizza slice around the hot dog like a real American or eat them separately?

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@JeffDye Florida can't get pregnant baby!

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@Mayoisspicyy you don't know that for sure, make a poll

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@hwinkler4real I saw what's

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@kimberlycongdon I don't like these comments, can we get serious please. I am amazon-ing a few bottles there now. do you still have your show link that I can order through?

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@SnoopDogg thanks man, im glad we seemed to have moved past the previous unpleasantness.

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@micah_erfan this is the face of a man who even though he didn't deal it someone will smell it and he will have to fall on the grenade for "the big guy"

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@GaryPetersonUSA that sandwich eating SOB USA USA USA!

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@creepydotorg when asked if Ralph had any great ideas like is cousin Abe he paused briefly, said "maybe we could give each other more grace" and then passed gas.

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@HunterBiden yes I draw fish and remember when I use to take these same koi and do freak stuff with ladies. when someone tried to stop me I would say "do you know who I am?" fun times...but we all have to grow up sometime. so one day at a time that's what I do, stay sober, grow up.

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@PaulGoldEagle I remote viewed in there, its bad, they're all inbred, they get drunk on moonshine, most of the cool stuff they had is old and ruined, the women are mostly oinkers and the men just lay around all day. everybody is on SSI and the place smells like farts.

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@IranArmySpoofX its a big deal to you, but america doesn't care about your creek we have bigger fish to fry! you want our attention get some hotter babes

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@CardiffElect @pepsi nice cherry...from a nice family

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@EarlSkakel @geno_bisconte @WhiteGuysComedy @chadzumock I heard its nickname is "LA 10" I admire that.

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@SteelToeStats fixed it for you.

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@FAGfind oh those were three angry days, being cut off in traffic, having my to go order messed up, my wife in perimenopause...

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@catturd2 bathhouse Barry, somebody make a t-shirt already!