Stephen David

30-something. Married. Cat dad. Actual dad to Owen. #LNK.

[Stephen David @swellman87]

Current mood:

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@wolfofx Where the fuck did Altec Lansing come from? Nobody knows, but they had the computer speaker market cornered.

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Riding back to town on an empty party bus. I feel like a bus that has disco balls and is pumping hip-hop shouldn't be allowed to go 75 mph.

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@LincolnBizBuzz I work maintenance for a retirement community, and I got multiple calls all day asking if I could fix Spectrum so that residents could watch the game.

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@TheBasedTrinity @LoveMyGrands8 @BGatesIsaPyscho When he finally split from her, he got her a directing deal with Warner, then went behind her back, payed WB a multimillion $ "insurance" in case her films flopped, and WB basically canned any project she brought them since Clint already told them they'd suck.

[☆ : bingo / kit !! @BLUEYTASTIC]

"I got that dog in me"

the dog in question:

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Also, my last day being Friday the 13th can't be bad omen, can it?

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After 14 years, I finally moved on from my first real job. Pretty weird. Very bittersweet. Excited for future opportunities, but super sad to leave something that I poured so much time and energy into and helped build from the ground up.

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They showed how much they were going to miss me by buying the company Pizza Ranch for lunch. Sooo... Food poisoning everyone.

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Good on him for getting ahead of this and supporting his family... But that's disappointing, Dave.

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@midwestern_ope Because Iowa gets salty.

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@NebraskaMegan

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Power is out at 62nd and Sumner. #LNK

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@AlexSelbyB 😬😬😬

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@pattonoswalt Sooo, you're not reprising your role?

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I was super stoked for months before Fury Road came out. I've literally heard nothing about Furiosa. Has anyone seen it? Is it any good?

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The only reason I agree to Costco runs is to look at the hottest Kirkland brand fashion, dream of buying large chunks of meat, and the two hotdogs I grab for the road.