Am.

🙅🏻‍♀️

[Am. @swellslam]

@spicyhair12 #fail

[Am. @swellslam]

@spicyhair12

[Am. @swellslam]

@JCChasez

[Am. @swellslam]

Nothing better than playoff OT 🙌🏻 #NHLPlayoffs #CGYvzCOL #yyc #NHLFlames

[Am. @swellslam]

@Crackmacs You’re leaving already?

[Am. @swellslam]

Penalty shot! #nhl #NHLPlayoffs #LetsGoBruins

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

[Am. @swellslam]

#nhl #NHLBracket #nhlbracketchallenge #nhlplayoffs2019

[Am. @swellslam]

@villager_64 @BATIMgame Same

[Am. @swellslam]

@BATIMgame I thought it was going to say “someone has returned” until now ._.

[Am. @swellslam]

Agreed. Stop making these movies.

[Lauren Jauregui @LaurenJauregui]

The wink is extremely disturbing and the romanticization of a serial killer is exactly why these sick fucks continue to do things like this to women. Notoriety. This is appalling.

[Am. @swellslam]

@NHLonNBCSports @LaurenJauregui Im not even American and still felt like that was disrespectful. That wasn’t even the national anthem.

[Am. @swellslam]

@BurnV06 lol

[Am. @swellslam]

@BonesOnDemand The leafs!? Really!? #nothappening

[Am. @swellslam]

My #nhlbracket 🤷🏻‍♀️ #noidea #justnottheleafs #NHLPlayoffs

[Am. @swellslam]

Brady's so excited to see his favorite team for the first time! @nhlflyers #flamest2s

[Am. @swellslam]

@zachbraff lol she looks like a 3 year old having a temper tantrum

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

Calgary I just heard the saddledome is closed after the flood. I can't play my show but I will come back soon - hold on to your tickets!

[Am. @swellslam]

@kellyoxford Crazy vivid dreams this week? Wondering if it's just me.