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http://t.co/PBZyLl7Y Its supposed to be drizzy today, so expect a lil wayne.

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Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!" Me: Wrong. Penises. http://t.co/I9HA3vck

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If I show you a picture on my phone and you start scrolling, I'm gonna stab you. http://t.co/HHYD7kgV

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http://t.co/LkvafpHo Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles.

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From now on everyone should start saying "No" when asked to be put on hold. http://t.co/hYFLUQc0

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I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white. http://t.co/dw1VPKnE

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For what I assume is a gambling channel, BET sure has a lot of black people. http://t.co/6CYyKL5n

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Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face. http://t.co/6CYyKL5n

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http://t.co/pY4P96pj Hey grocery store cashiers that try to guess what we're going to cook- Shut up.

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Woooooow
ni sabiia qke teenia twitter jjajajaja

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en la escuela aburrido comoO siempree