Thomas.

it’s ya boy, uhhhh, Skinny Penis. || FL, RP ||

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

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[spence. @fauxidk]

@swervinfraud Put it away.

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

@fauxidk You’re the only one complaining here

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

My hips don’t lie.

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

You love me, you really love me!

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

@fauxidk I’m sad and hurt and disappointed.

[spence. @fauxidk]

@ thomas

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

@fauxidk You’re making my nipples sad.

[spence. @fauxidk]

Gross.

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

If you remember me, you deserve a veteran’s discount.

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

@Kyvrem I love you too, mate, but I'm going to sleep now so nanight!

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

@maybxnot Oh right. Baby on board.

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

@maybxnot then you're invited. aND SHAWTY WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK CAUSE IT'S MY BIRFDAY.

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

@maybxnot you told me no so I just assumed you didn't want to come?

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

@maybxnot gONNA SIP BACARDI LIKE IT'S MY BIRFDAY

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

Go shawty, it's my birfday. We gonna party like it's my birfday.

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

RT of you still fangirl over me and Louis. I need to put you all in a list or something.

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

@ThatLouFake Oh, I think I am! -Smirks at you and jumps up onto my toes and then back down- By an inch or two.

[Thomas. @swervinfraud]

@McTxco Course you did. You're always one for bold approaches.