Shane

I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree

[Shane @swest13r]

The year is 2022. Key Arena is renovated. Kevin Durant has returned home to the Seattle SuperSonics. Opening night is versus OKC who just set an NBA record for losing every single game, the season prior. Howard Schultz is in prison. Climate change is no longer a threat.

[Shane @swest13r]

“Bah humbug” is such an unserious thing to say

[Shane @swest13r]

@HBO I was watching The Chair Company episode 4 on a flight today and when the random hog-piece appeared on screen two entire families seated next to me and behind me saw it too. I’ve never been so embarrassed in my entire life. Horrifying. Great episode tho 10/10 would recommend

[Shane @swest13r]

@RefuseToLosePod @MarinerMuse @thejagepage Kevin Millwood, Charlie Furbush, Stephen Pryor, Lucas Luetge, Brandon League, Tom Wilhelmsen

[Shane @swest13r]

@JeffPassan

[Shane @swest13r]

Are we sure Mariners ownership didn’t plant this DK Metcalf trade request story to bury the Justin Turner interview?

[Shane @swest13r]

Read the fucking room

[Shane @swest13r]

@tridenttrue The correct answer is Carlos Triunfel

[Shane @swest13r]

I’m genuinely curious how many new customers have bought mariners season tickets since the off-season began. It can���t be more than like 4 people

[Shane @swest13r]

The mariners team store is really closing tomorrow so they can move in their stock of Ohtani Blue Jays gear for the holidays I hate my life

[Shane @swest13r]

@carlsto I would be remiss if I didn’t take the opportunity to voice my opinion at a member of @Mariners ownership before you inevitably delete your account, so here goes: Sell the fucking team

[Shane @swest13r]

@Mariners

[Shane @swest13r]

@RyanDivish Announce Jose Ramirez traded to the Mariners before I walk off a cliff

[Shane @swest13r]

@Seahawks @LoveisBlindShow

[Shane @swest13r]

One time in middle school me and my friend locked his older brother in a room and played ‘What’s New Pussycat’ on full volume for three hours outside his door while we went out to see Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

[Shane @swest13r]

One final shoutout to the greatest tweet in Twitter history:

[Jess @jess_si3r]

college:

[Paul ✍🏻 Dean @paullicino]

PLEASE check your children's candy VERY CAREFULLY this Halloween. I found an M4A3E8 Sherman tank in this box of Pocky.

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds

[hi @Chainbody]

This man living in 2
https://t.co/66Ph5dq0iV