Kelly

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

@brextonbusch Outstanding!

[Landon Howell @landonhowell]

Still thinking about how Dick Trickle kept a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in the car and would smoke mid-race.

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

There’s Not Going to Be a Pool: Why Millennials Are Quietly Giving Up On the Future https://t.co/Apbm33AZec

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely.

I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before.

But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow.

I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive.

Because that is not comedy.

That is sick.

You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do.

But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow.

And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke.

It sounds like how you really feel.

They always say there is truth in comedy.

[Bloomberg @business]

Three Amazon data centers in the Gulf have been hit in drone strikes, showing how such facilities are at risk of becoming wartime targets https://t.co/nTNNCWOMty

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

@mcdermottpamel1 @USAndIndia @USAndMumbai @USAndHyderabad @USAndKolkata @USAndChennai So what are you waiting for?

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell's Sister Is Literally In Control Of All The FBI Computer Systems, Including National Security & Epstein Files!

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

#BuschDashForCash

[@GiselleTka @GiselleTka]

🙏Divine Obedience🙏
Psalm 40:7-8 
Then I said
Behold, I come
In the scroll of the Book
it is Written of me
I Delight to do Thy Will
O my God
Thy Law is within my heart

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

I am a Walmart plus member & ordered two orders for shipping since they don’t deliver where I live. There is a delivery photo to a house that isn’t mine and they’re refusing to replace or refund my money. #Walmart plus is useless. #walmart customer service is useless. #TeamAmazon

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

"If adults won't go for the shots, then give them to babies."

This was the real reason behind the pharma-captured ACIP adding the Hepatitis B shot to the newborn schedule — as revealed by The New York Times in 1991.

Big Pharma targets the babies when consenting adults refuse.

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

@LeadingReport Might as well - since he never distributes it to tax payers like we heard would happen.

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

@GavinNewsom We all need to wake up and realize that YOU have destroyed California.

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

@GiselleTka @RPGOnaturallyme @_AgapeCleveland @Barbara88908138 @Cliffsmom78 @dancinheart15 @CountChristians @Ahavahaa @Phyllis83812344 @GBCofC @jknovelist @YeshuaLampstand @dawnearlylight1 @Gust46 @Jesus70261674 @Purrcival @RobertCOrtiz @BobOtienoOwino2 Thank you! ❤️ I’ll be praying

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

@GuntherEagleman A good one.

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

@hritesh_singh @LeadingReport Did your Mother have any kids with brains, or were you it?

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

PLEASE someone TELL ME this is NOT TRUE?!
Being VACCINATED AGAINST OUR WILL THROUGH OUR FOOD has to be A CRIMINAL ACT!! 👇

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

Done with @sheetz and their terrible customer service. Experienced rude employees and slow service. Wawa only from now on who has great food and customer service.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: President Trump’s plan to waive all taxes for Americans earning under $150,000 per year will take effect “after he balances the budget,” according to Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick.

[Kelly @swetmsry2]

@Ronxyz00 @JustinTrudeau Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out.