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Entrepreneur&Investor//Living in my purpose// open-mindedness//positivity

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

DCP Party Leader Rigathi Gachagua: William Ruto has been saying I'm divisive. He does not know me well. I want to assure the people of Kenya that I will be the unifying factor in the identification of a single presidential candidate to face William Ruto.

[varan🐊 2.0 🇨🇮 @luca_varan]

Un voleur volé 🤣😭

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

Wife takes the “Can You Survive as a Man?” test and the urinal quiz almost broke her!

She’s sitting there all confident until the urinal question drops. Starts strong, picks the far one, then spirals into a full mental breakdown calculating who’s gayer and whether she should just walk out. The second the husband points out the entrance/exit rule she finally gets it… after talking herself in circles for a solid minute. Every guy watching already knew the answer in half a second.

Then KD comes up. She goes “kill drive.” Close, but no cigar. Kill/Death ratio. The sacred number every man who’s ever touched a controller has tattooed on his soul.

The public threat assessment question was perfect. When another couple walks by, the correct answer isn’t checking the girl out or living in your own bubble. It’s quietly calculating how much work it would take to put the guy down if he ever became a problem. She nailed that one. Same with the booth seat facing the door. Instant correct. No hesitation.

Only real miss was “flank.” She thought it meant crouch-walking. Nah. You go around, get behind them, and ruin their day. Simple.

These quizzes are gold because they expose the invisible operating system most women never realize is running in the background.

She’s getting better. Still not fluent, but the lightbulbs are starting to click.

Good stuff.

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips]

Coffee & Justice:

Street Court

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Thank you senje for exposing this clueless imbecile 😂😂😂

[el.cine @EHuanglu]

AI turns tom and jerry into live action

[WhoSendMe🎥🍿 @Williams998661]

Red one
🎬🎥🍿

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

🇵🇸 ❤️💛🇪🇸

[سويفؤ🇸 @swevo99]

RT @FabrizioRomano: 🚨🚨 SPAIN ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS FOR THE FOURTH TIME! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🇪🇸

[سويفؤ🇸 @swevo99]

@bigjoeishere @Blue_Footy All of them, they aggregate any rubbish

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸 @chelszzn]

To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf

E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[Lατιf @iLatif_]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.”

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Moises Caicedo picks his favourite players from each European country 🌍 👀

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Dear Kenyans 🇰🇪 I have bad news for you 😑

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[ⱼₐcₖ Gᵤₑₛₜ Fᵢₗₘ @jackguestfilm]

Full movie now on @X!!
“A Convenient Truth: Jack’s Journeys” - The world’s first eco Christmas movie 🎄(2025)
“5/5* for the genuine eco-adventure and heartfelt twists, though the amateur vibe adds charm. Loved the biogas insights.” - @grok @elonmusk grab your popcorn n enjoy!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

adulting really humbles you. i finally understand why some people go quiet, stop posting, or just disappear from social media.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, your success later would not make me regret it. Good for you, but you’re still a terrible person in my book.