Shawn Hoke

Leukemia cat home. Gym doerthingamygist. Becoming self aware a,weekly meetings. My Fed is hotter than your fed. And is running for government @ForestMommy

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@eurofounder Never happened. And why do you continue to put your dick into his tiny, stretched out asshole? This is why he is sensative.

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@ginamilan_ Mind you, these people brought the world soccer tournament to the USA. They also singled handedly won that basketball thing. They did it all! Bow before them!

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@ringer @MichaelVPina How can anyone like this guy? He is a utter psychopath. I hope someone hurts him before he hurts someone else and just laughs it off.

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@PolitiBunny They got you to post it to your followers. I'm gonna say 99.4% of us had no clue. Who knew you liked Barack.

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@SaskLass Canada couldn't beat Bosnia-Herzegovina. They are more useless than the French.

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@stoolpresidente Piscataway Dave, USA beat Piscataway.

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USA. A diner. The waitress asked me how I want my eggs, and my mind went completely blank.

"How do you want your eggs, hon?"

Want. How do I WANT them. No one has ever asked me this. In my land, the egg arrives as the cook decrees, and you thank the egg, the cook, and your ancestors, in that order.

"Scrambled? Over easy? Sunny side up?" she offered, gently, the way one talks a man down from a roof.

The terms did not help. Over easy — over WHAT, easily? Easy for whom? Sunny side up — these people have named an egg after the dawn. Who does that. I needed time.

I have chosen battlefields faster than I chose those eggs.

She refilled my coffee and said she'd come back. It was the second refill. I had been deciding for nine minutes.

The man on the next stool leaned over. "Just say over easy, man. You can't go wrong."

"And if I CAN go wrong?"

"...it's eggs, buddy."

It's eggs. Eight hundred years of my family training itself to want nothing, and this man dismissed all of it with a fork in his hand. He was right. I will never tell him.

"Sunny side up," I declared, with the weight of a man choosing a path for life. "I will face the sun."

"You got it, hon."

The eggs came. Two small suns on a white plate, looking up at me. Golden. Ridiculous. Exactly what I wanted.

So THAT is what wanting feels like. I had to cross an ocean and hold up a breakfast line to learn it.

The man on the next stool got his check and left. "Good choice," he said.

I have never been more proud of anything.

A man does not ask the eggs to be simple. He only becomes a man who knows what he wants.

Tomorrow: over easy. I am almost ready.

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@espn Rumor has it he also bet on baseball games while at @TexasTech and they turned a blind eye. BETTING is aloud at @TexasTech sing it loud, sing it proud!

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@Rangers, please follow @TexasTechFB and run to the 99th circuit of appeals to Judge Ken Curry. He will overturn every loss the rest of the year/

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I wanna come push @Chris_Broussard head to the ground and tell him, dude, that's nothing.

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@Gambo987 I think the Milkman has spoiled and Torey is losing the locker room standing up for Marte, which now is apparent, teammates do not like. Who gets the limo first?

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@ShamsCharania @ShamsCharania immediately starts sucking Adam Silver's penis. And promises he will take it in the ass in the Spurs win.

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@kylenabecker Time for Mitch Robinson earn that paycheck and break a really thin chicken wing.

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@Notwokenow Think Seth Green's character in Can't Hardly Wait. I mean even the Wayan brothers wanted to be White Chicks.

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@Notwokenow In our day and age, that's a wigga, and all the movies made fun of the white guy who thinks, walks, and talks like he is black.

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@TMZ Sorry @HarveyLevinTMZ we all cheered when your adopted son was sentenced. And we will cheer when he is sentenced to death. Sound familiar? Oh, we were just watching a police chase.

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@AnnieAgar That's great! Especially when Love gets sacked by Sweat the week after and tears his acl. Cardinals lose the game as well, cause they start Carson Beck.

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@MLB @Dbacks @mlb the @Dbacks now prefer to be called the homosexualbacks. Did you not get this memo? @DHallDbacks you didn't notify them of the change?

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Let's go get swept by the Nationals, you tranny dick loving @Dbacks. Bend over and spread it wide!

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@SharylAttkisson I don't give a f, @littlecaesars hits. Trevor's Pizza in Scottsdale, AZ outta a liquor shop!