Jess

Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?

[Jess @swift229]

Hey @tacobell I dig the new #emotacobell facade.

[Jess @swift229]

Farmtastic game! Relaxing and challenging. The sounds and the animals keep me laughing 😄 https://t.co/DCtVLoGYOt

[Jess @swift229]

Epic pause face for @smcgillivray 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jess @swift229]

@ZacharyLevi finally some Blue content. Not that I haven't missed your face but I've really missed the pupper. 💙

[Jess @swift229]

@theweeknd amazing performance. What I loved most was you were having a great time and it showed. Thank you.

[Jess @swift229]

Rewatching Buck Rogers and it still holds up after 42ish years and I now need this remade with #HenryCavill as Captain Buck Rogers. Now. Please. Thank you.

[Jess @swift229]

@ZacharyLevi although I miss your face I miss Blue just a little bit more. A smidgen. A teensy bit. A scoche.

[Jess @swift229]

@TMobile @FeedingAmerica #CaptureKindness

[Jess @swift229]

@ZacharyLevi Happy Birthday I hope and pray this is your finest year yet. May year 40 bring you all the wonderful things and sweeten your life all the more.

[Jess @swift229]

My coworker @ShazamMovie laying down on the job @ponysmasher @ZacharyLevi #workfromhome #Shazam

[Jess @swift229]

@RobbieAmell really enjoying @UploadOnPrime great concept

[Jess @swift229]

@ZacharyLevi
This made me think of you and a story you told about kittens in the kitchen drawers lol
Check out Kida's video! #TikTok https://t.co/Xvfal1Mzc0

[Jess @swift229]

@berrycar We rewatched it last summer . It did bring back some amazing memories and all the live tweeting and just all the love it felt like a family.🥰

[Jess @swift229]

Me when my coworker says: Who's @johnkrasinski ? #ihavefailedthiscity

[Jess @swift229]

My coworker is very Zen today @ZacharyLevi @ShazamMovie @ponysmasher #workfromhomefornow

[Jess @swift229]

Thanks to @hardwick I can not see Let It Snow and not say Le Tits Now I'm not mad about it either. 😂😂😂😂

[Jess @swift229]

@ZacharyLevi this gives new meaning to when you say hold on to yer butts. 🤣

[Jess @swift229]

Laundry helper. And by helper I mean head CFO ie Cat Fur Orientation with redistribution on clean clothes. #catsofinstagram #catlife #catmomlife #mainecoon #MinxyEcho https://t.co/x6ORwxbCMH

[Jess @swift229]

Just realized today what a monster my Mother is, I was raised by a woman who doesn't put the toilet paper on correctly. Thank God I ended the cycle of misuse. 👍🏻💩 #overnotunder