Oliver Juices

6’5” and ripped

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Starting a thread of photos that I take for work purposes that will have no context but you might enjoy. Here we go :)

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@kaitlyn_hasper 😂

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Anyone watched an episode of myth busters recently? I did and it made me want to end my life

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Its 2063. You’re on your deathbed thinking about how you hated your entire life. You have 9 breaths left till you either go to hell or get reincarnated as a bug. Your granddaughter walks in & starts playing some John Mayer shit on the ukelele & your idiot grandson is filming it.

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Yeah animal control here, we got a call about an “eager beaver”

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I don’t even know how it feels to not be hungover

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You’re talking to a guy who doesn’t know jack shit about fish

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Idk man I feel like tattoos just shouldn’t have any meaning at all. They should only look cool that’s it.

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Fellas would we rather have a Deftones daughter or Skillet son

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Every single member of balance and composure looks like they go out for a bagel every morning

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Where the hell is Carmen sandiego

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Synthwave Chili

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Old people love complaining about youngsters using their phones until they’re dying inside sitting in discount tire for 2 hours with nothing to stare at but an ad for wiper blades

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@bknoize06 @blknoiz06 It's almost the best I have ever seen there.

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@bknoize06 @blknoiz06 FINALLY!!! NO WAY!!!

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@chloemccowan98 It's almost the best I have ever seen there.

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@chloemccowan98 Real one, thx

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@chloemccowan98 I got this! THXXX!!!

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Why does guitar center smell so good

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I love beer

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@matgeo__ I have thought of this but also I’ve thought of an experiment where people play telephone but with song remixes. You have an original and then a buddy remixes it and someone remixes that and so on. And only the 1st person to remix has heard the original