Tayler not Taylor

[Tayler not Taylor @swifter_tayler]

@shxtsngigs I keep the chat muted. The anxiety from the constant messaging is too much 😂🤐

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@ASOS_Us thinks they’re slick. a pair of pants i ordered went out of stock and they sent me a completely different pair of pants - totally different pattern and i paid way more than these cost. not cool!

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@realpinksweats where is it?! 😨

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Cooking and listening to @realpinksweats new album is a whole mood and i highly recommend

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Check out our exclusive Interview with Tony Aldapa who helped a passenger on UA591 that later died from Covid.

Hear the entire interview at
https://t.co/EzpQIl5zO0

@buzzsprout #covid_19 #covidheroes
#unitedairlines

[Tayler not Taylor @swifter_tayler]

Found my travel pillow when I was cleaning up. Thinking about wearing it to sleep tonight, just to feel something.

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“How does garlic work? Do I peel it?” Inquired my 17-year old brother whilst cooking 🤦🏽‍♀️
#stuffmyfamsays #sendhelp

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Me to any and all of my coworkers’ “do you have a minute?” messages during this “slow” work week. #nope #hiding #donotchatemailorcallme #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke #threedayworkweek #worklife

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@__breebelike don’t worry...it’s trash anyway 😂

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@justme_rod to any inanimate object i drop or accidentally bump into

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@justme_rod I work with my sister and ask her to call my phone to test if she can hear me breathing from the other line when i’m unmuted #DarthVader

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@justme_rod I send and unsend work emails at least 17 times to check for errors that I know aren’t there

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Can there be a service where I pay someone to customize my iPhone Home Screen because HELP ME 🙃
#ios14homescreen #losingit