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[(dys)functional mess ✨ @swiftlybooked]

Nadie me dijo que la mejor parte del matrimonio es poderte zafar de vendedores insistentes con “déjame consultarlo con mi esposo”. 10/10 ⭐️

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[⸆⸉ @cowboylikelovee]

kylie jenner a billionaire = "not self made"
rihanna a billionaire = yay
beyoncé a billionaire = dc
jayz a billionaire = dc
selena gomez a billionaire = dc

taylor swift a billionaire = OHH HELL NO WHAT ABOUT MY SISTER HEALTHCARE, WORLD HUNGER, WARS & CLIMATE CHANGE FCK HER

[ëx| @exiyiiu]

oh hell no ur not about to rewrite the show not on my fkn watch. jeremiah will forever be a fkn loser who’s obsessed with his brother. the difference in their pov episodes is ASTRONOMICAL.

[(dys)functional mess ✨ @swiftlybooked]

@Beyonce_Studies @verythatbitch @calix1603 Beyhive is the name of the fandom, and the aforementioned award was a fan-voted award, which is why they mentioned her fandom was “lazy” by not voting more for her

[(dys)functional mess ✨ @swiftlybooked]

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@c_alzg Siiiii pensé que era yo

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@Sassygalshops @perfectlyfine89 I think the embarrassment part is about the smallest man inspo (MH) not Travis, if anything, he’s gonna be smug and cocky for years to come lol

[Andrew Reed @andrew__reed]

When it’s 10 minutes before a meeting and you open the doc you received three days in advance and get one of these

[Rhi loves Showgirl: Encore❤️‍🔥 @SofterThnAKittn]

"I will never leave Easter eggs about my personal life" oh she set that boundary with the gaylors as nice as she possibly could

[I want to believe 🛸 @antonelarepetto]

Si a alguien le sirve, este meme me está resultando mágico. Lo comparto y de alguna u otra forma llega dinero. A mis amigas les pasó lo mismo. Se los regalo, úsenlo para el bien y después cuéntenme.

[™ @bash18c]

This can’t be the same paycheck my coworker raising 4 kids with

[(dys)functional mess ✨ @swiftlybooked]

@paumexx Romance: yours truly, the soulmate equation, the seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo.
Thriller: the housemaid, the silent patient, verity (más mystery-romance), a good girls guide to murder.

[𝐬𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐞⸆⸉ @soph13tv]

this is so cute 🥹🥹

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@SaneVirtually Fact checking is free:

https://t.co/k16YCY3Xqm

[Wes Bergmann 🌋 @WestonBergmann]

Omg y’all I’m so sorry and confused.

Everything being reported on is none of my business. My contribution to this was taken out of context and said in what I thought was relative obscurity, but it obviously wasn’t.

He moved in November, that’s all I know. I told Michele, who is a giant fan, hey this is serious. She didn’t believe me for six months. That was the intention of the comment. Again it was taken out of context but I shouldn’t be talking about it anyway. So consider this the last time I do.

[(dys)functional mess ✨ @swiftlybooked]

@holytsttpd This and mastermind are my neurodivergent anthems

[IFPI @IFPI_org]

#1 @taylorswift13

At No. 1 for an unprecedented third year running after another record-breaking year following the Eras Tour and subsequent album drop it's the first ever 5x Global Artist Chart winner, US pop megastar Taylor Swift. Congrats!

@taylornation13
#GlobalArtistChart

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Actually I just want AI to answer my work emails

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

just realized who AI appeals to the most; people who really need validation but cant consistently get it from other humans

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

Women couldn’t have their own credit until 1974. Marital rape became illegal nationwide in 1994.

We are ONE generation into women having a CHANCE at life & it’s proved so intolerable America would rather end itself than allow such a thing to continue.