elizabeth

picture me thick as thieves with your ex wife

[just rue🇵🇸🇪🇬 @prettysadleo]

if reincarnation is real id like to come back as a cat to a girl who always wanted a cat but wasnt allowed to

[molly walsh @MollyWalsh]

When I say she was the most memorable, kindest, funniest, caring teacher I’ve *ever* had, I don’t even know if that covers it. Our end of year prize for perfect attendance was pizza w Ben at Armando’s but I don’t think anyone needed the incentive to want to be there everyday. 😢

[dc ᯓ★ @skefhaus]

People are always so astonished when men pull women ‘out of their league’ because our brothers in Christ cant fathom loving a woman less attractive than them

[royal cock jester @frybreadfrog]

no bc the art of doing bare minimum in order to get paid is being lost n traded for jus plain stupidity. had to explain to someone why going in the back n being on facetime for an hour while theres a huge rush will get them fired n also make everyone else on shift hate u lmao

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

Tim Walz approval rating has cratered because he’s checked out of the job. Absurd political attacks and threats against his family completely drained him. It’s a shame because I remember listening to him on podcasts in 2024 and he was clearly an amazing leader who got into politics for all the right reasons.

It also enrages me that many progressives LOUDLY demanded Harris pick him over Shapiro and now act like that never happened @admcrlsn

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

This bit of Kristen getting ready for hours to go pick up random stuff at Tom’s is very funny also “swag” she’s the most unintentionally funny person ever

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

Our tax dollars being used to buy MacBook Pros and $6k mountain bikes and $3k trampolines for homeschooled kids lmao. This state is such a joke.

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

It’s the small perfect details like this absolutely cracked phone that make it

[Dan @dannah__montana]

immaculate scene, great rendition of the song (that is now my go-to), elite acting from miss jennifer… 10 10 10!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland has become the first person to actually vomit on the set of ‘HOT ONES’.

“I love being the first!”

[mother @m0mmy_1ssues_]

In 2018 there was an "old acting head shot" trend on Instagram. Matt damon didnt have an Instagram at the time so ben affleck posted this on his Instagram.

[nadroj @_jordansimone]

the neighbor asking “want me to hold your baby?” is the messiest part 😭

[Иath🇻🇪 @gathalia_]

Hijueputas te quitaron los puertos pa vendertelos aparte de verdad que its been over for a while now…..

[george @georgiem2000]

this is like the best next movie he could make. this guy is a DANCER and he still hasn’t really danced in movies as an adult

like i feel like we are about to unblock not a full gene kelly but a gene kelly-lite

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

it's funny because she seems like the sane one while watching RHOBH but once you get too deep into VPR you realize she's extremely sinister. still iconic but not normal in any capacity

[cesar @trashpopsong]

lisa barlow and meredith marks hired an etsy witch this season omfg

[WECSOG vintage lazymaxxer (250 IQ convicted felon) @Flatt0pH8r]

Everyone's saying this

But maybe some 23 y/o intern went to 7-Eleven and realized how hard it went. Maybe we'll get this next:

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Mind you this was my introduction to Glen Powell

[m @pumptinis]

we didn’t have a single divorce storyline for 5 years and now we’re being plagued with 3 all in the same season god save us

[GREAT @sir_great07]

The Red Wedding wasn’t just shocking… it was the moment Game of Thrones told us nobody was safe. Watching Walder Frey butcher Robb Stark and Catelyn Stark under guest right is still one of TV’s greatest betrayals. 💔🩸

The moment “The Rains of Castamere” started playing, every Game of Thrones fan should’ve known something terrible was coming… but nothing prepared us for the Red Wedding. 💀