Swiftwalker

Alternate Twitter account, b/c I don’t need Aunt Sally seeing my random shit 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Swiftwalker @swiftwalker24]

Yeah sex is great and all, but have you listened to the @kingdomofgiants Passenger album? Now that’s a banger 🤘🏻🔥

[Swiftwalker @swiftwalker24]

My #sexting skills need some updating after several yrs of marriage..

Me: What you want for dinner?

Her: McDonald’s sounds good! What about you?

Me: What about sex??

Her: Maybe after dinner..

Me: I’ll eat them double cheeseburgers off those double D’s

Her: ... (then gone)