dylan cortesia

I don’t want to be without you anymore ♥️🫣

[dylan cortesia @swiggerwo]

Hatred
I thrive to see you suffer
Beware my power. Starting today.
Scum….

[⭐️ @fancybarbi]

she already a loser omg

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The TikTok vacuum getting filled by an app that’s even more Chinese is unfortunately the funniest possible outcome here

[dylan cortesia @swiggerwo]

@AnakinsDungeon I regret being alive

[NenoDrink🍹 @VeryCansado]

"everybody you love will die if you're immortal"

that's gonn happen anyway bruh, i don't give a fuck

i wanna react to a robbery, get shot in the head, then stare at the thief like this

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

damn he really put his own party on notice

[Null @Vhoyde]

They really tried to destroy this man because he was getting bitches

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Cancer loses again baby. y’all give it up for Ray Gelder !!!

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

Throwback to Leaker getting arrested for leaking “24 Songs“ by Playboi Carti

[L.W. Scarycade @CHARLIEBOT34]

Ah yes

-guy who turned his mid movie failing into a political tantrum that he's been "cancelled" and went insane
-guy who constantly exhibits extremely inappropriate obsessive behavior with the women around him
-guy who's ego is so massive it destroyed the DCEU
-a redditor

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

They escorting dawg like he’s the Joker when HE SMOKED ONE DUDE 😭😭

[Ballington Knowledgeworth @NORTHTOWERCEO]

Name 1 instance you’ve ever been asked for ID at McDonald’s

[t :3 @fineassauntie66]

GORG asf but absolutely cringe and completely unfunny

[dylan cortesia @swiggerwo]

@3mri_999 @aceofspades Lame ahh crash out ☠️☠️☠️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Community Notes slays

[🕷️🍷Sheeb🔪🩸 @Sleepy_Sheeb]

The bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima all led to this btw

[Kobe @kutkd_]

Soft ass nigga thought he was a demon dis really 85% of folks on these apps

[Dani Gomez @DaniGomezComedy]

What havoc was this cat wreaking on the streets to warrant a public announcement of his sterilization?

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

“normalize this normalize that” let's normalize putting the stamp in the right corner