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blue smoothies in a bottle, because I'm classy

[S Wilkens @swilkens]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist 56

[Earth_Wanderer @earth_tracker]

All-time favorite type of videos: pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known.

A thread of some examples 🧵

1. MGMT playing 'Kids' to a crowd of maybe 25 people on a college quad

[Traditionally Sarah🇺🇸 @TraditionSarah]

So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!

[S Wilkens @swilkens]

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[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Colin Jost and Michael Che’s SNL Christmas Joke Swap this year included Scarlett Johansson as a special guest.

“I’ve been eating roast beef every night since my wife had the kid!”

[Jake Schwanitz @JakeDNVR]

2025 five-star quarterback Julian “Ju Ju” Lewis has committed to Colorado.

Coach Prime has found the Buffs successor to Shedeur Sanders.

[S Wilkens @swilkens]

@brim006 Watching episode 1. Funny how they use pictures of the badlands, but definitely did not film it there.

[Brandon @clickthatfollow]

Dear Kobe: From Allen Iverson

[S Wilkens @swilkens]

@norcalhippy @HudsenSheldon That’s awesome…Way to go Hudsen

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

BOO

[S Wilkens @swilkens]

Happy 22nd year!

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This might be the greatest sports highlight of all time

[Jared Stewart @JGStewart9]

This is one of the coolest things I’ve seen on TV. This ESPN corespondent made “thoughts and prayers” more than just a cliche statement. He actually prayed live on the air for Buffalo Bills Damar Hamlin.

[S Wilkens @swilkens]

@TheRealForno I would take any trade available with only having to give away 2021 picks.

[S Wilkens @swilkens]

Happy 16th birthday Harper!

[S Wilkens @swilkens]

@BarnCatHockey Looks like a lot of conversing in the background

[S Wilkens @swilkens]

@MuggsyGobes Hell, I ate that many shrimp at one setting at red lobster’s all you can eat shrimp.

[Justin @JustinMLB]

WOW THAT WAS FAST