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Small but mighty. There’s a lot to like.

[swimgirl @swimgrrrl]

Clare Balding: “over to Andrew Castle”
Me: sobs and searches for pins to stick in my eyeballs
Thank goodness this is the last time, I’ve only been complaining to the @BBCSport for 4 years.
#Wimbledon

[MrsNugent @MrsNugent36]

Wimbledon men’s singles final is on TNT. I will not have to listen to the bellend talking bullshit. The tennis gods are smiling as the UK turns off the BBC.
#Wimbledon #Final #AndrewCastle #BBC

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Yesterday was the first time since 8th September 2007 that the England men's football, cricket and rugby teams all won a match on the same day. Bosh. #CatStats

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

This is absolutely brilliant. 😂

Couldn’t stop laughing when Pickford appeared. 😭

[Chris Goldsmith @TheTennisTalker]

Andrew Castle is a disgrace at the moment. Even his co-commentator says he is being harsh on Shintaro Mochizuki hinting he can't play the game of tennis

He is in the 4th round!

Glad it's his final year at BBC Wimbledon

#bbcsport

[swimgirl @swimgrrrl]

Andrew Castle with his amazing commentary insights:
“If you’re gonna play tennis, you might as well do it here”
When I read yesterday that this is his last Wimbledon year I cracked open the champagne 🍾
#Wimbledon #bbcsport

[Giorgia Meloni @GiorgiaMeloni]

Io e l’Italia non imploriamo mai.

[Justin Ng @justin_ng]

Good to see @EmmanuelMacron and @bundeskanzler knows who comes out of downing street first.

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[swimgirl @swimgrrrl]

@Se_Railway my rush hour Orpington to Charing Cross train this morning was just 4 carriages rather than 10. No a/c on this type of carriage…poor air circulation and crawled into London with everyone sardined in including a wheelchair user, all on the hottest day of the year. 🥵

[swimgirl @swimgrrrl]

@Rylan and @angelascanlon snarking their way through #Eurovisión is making this tonight

[swimgirl @swimgrrrl]

@GuillemBalague @BBCMOTD @StephenWarnock3 @kickback_nedum The shirt is as colourful as the PSG/BM game!

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

We always go out for our last walk at 8:30. It's now 8:31.

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

Expectation v reality 😂😂�

[Justin Ng @justin_ng]

Here's a little snippet from tomorrow's episode. make sure you tune in tomorrow night.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

My friends in the UK can see me on Channel 4 tonight at 8pm on David Baddiel: Cat Man - @Baddiel had a chat with my pal @justin_ng. Enjoy!

[swimgirl @swimgrrrl]

@SlenderSherbet “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour?”

[swimgirl @swimgrrrl]

When you rush to get the earlier train and then arrive later than your usual train but it’s 14 mins late so you don’t get delay repay 🙄@Se_Railway #lewisham #charingX yes I know #firstworldproblems