El Capitàn💦

Flow like Water 🌊 - What dont kill ya make ya realer.

[Fanatics Collect @Collect]

LeBron's first video game appearance vs. his most recent

[No Jumper @nojumper]

An Ohio dad pretended to be his 11-year-old daughter on TikTok so he could lure her alleged rapist to his home where he shot him twice.

Diego Montoya Gonzalez, 20, was shot by dad Malik Chandler, 31, in July after the 11-year-old’s mother discovered a video on their daughter’s phone that showed him sexually assaulting the girl at their Grove City, Ohio, home, prosecutors said.

The next day, Chandler pretended to be his daughter on TikTok to get Montoya Gonzalez back to their home where he shot him twice, WNBS reported.

[ҒβΔ GΩDDΣSS✨ΔΠDRΣΔ @FBAGoddess444]

A Detroit mother says this terrifying home invasion happened while she was inside her home with her four children. #Detroit #Viral

[El Capitàn💦 @swimlikeslim]

@JoySam04 She had a one night stand wit dis mf

[Pyo 5️⃣ @mrpyo1]

Hot take but we don't need better graphics anymore.

I can't remember the last time I played a game and thought "man we need better graphics"

[$ @mrelikesosa]

i spend money on “thank u baby” and “u didnt have to” typa women not them “as u should” ass bitches

[‎ ً @D3V0NTASM1TH]

We putting this shit in a museum

[El Capitàn💦 @swimlikeslim]

Sold dat boy some hamster food

[Up The Hill @upthehillCA]

Brazilian brick weed that my cousin is smoking in São Paulo. He said it was most likely grown somewhere near the Amazon. Smokes as bad as it looks.

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

I'm disappointed in Twitter because 15 years ago, RIP Big Pussy would be trending rn

[CDIESEL @capdiesel24]

Do y’all not wanna be surprised in comic movies anymore? The hardcore journalism to figure out casting and the entire plot of a movie a year before it drops is wild af to me.

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

It's crazy how the “J” in Marijuana is silent but the “J” in my hand is loud asf.

[El Capitàn💦 @swimlikeslim]

@Dexteriityy @yh8mikey If you buy a lam you gotta treat it lika lam but if you buy 5 Toyotas you can dog em out n still rent the lam lol

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

They said Bijan's hair called for the ball. 🤣

[El Capitàn💦 @swimlikeslim]

Mannn i hope they require IDs or sumn

[PB 💋 @PecanBeauty_]

Yal heard about the flymeout app ? 👀

[El Capitàn💦 @swimlikeslim]

@DontGetBattyGZ @OtisTheOniTV @evansolott Xmen 1 and 2 came out before hulk

[IT Guy @T3chFalcon]

A 22-year-old student teacher in Illinois sent a private Snapchat message to her boyfriend and two roommates.

A student had walked up to her laptop and deleted her lesson plan mid-class. frustrated, she typed something like "should I shoot him" with a gun emoji. venting. four people. private group chat.

An hour later, police walked into her school and arrested her.

here's what happened in between.

Snapchat's AI scanned the private message. flagged it as a potential threat. automatically reported it to the FBI. the FBI forwarded it to local law enforcement. deputies arrived at the school within the hour.

she cooperated immediately. handed over her phone. when shown the message she said: "oh yes. okay. yeah. i'm realizing that was a bad joke. i did not mean it at all serious at all."

police determined she was not a threat. school officials determined she was not a threat. prosecutors reviewed and issued a disorderly conduct charge. she was released the next morning. she lost her student teaching placement.

This means:

Snapchat scans private messages.

Not just public posts or stories. private group chats between you and your closest contacts. automated AI. no human reviewed it first, got flagged and reported.

Snapchat AI → FBI → local police → school → arrest.

in under an hour.

Snapchat's privacy policy says it may share your information with law enforcement when it believes there is a risk of harm. the definition of "risk of harm" is determined by an algorithm.

you are not told when a message is flagged.
you are not told when a report is filed.
you find out when the police arrive.

the message was private.

it wasn't.

[saint anthony @saint_AnthonyIV]

I can't wear a durag in public, but they can bring a golden retriever in Whole Foods and say that's their child.