👽 kelsey 👽

Your friendly neighborhood simp 🖤Fuck 2021🖤 BLM ACAB She/her

[👽 kelsey 👽 @swimming_poole]

If you put on a strap and don’t quote this in some way, we can’t be friends

[👽 kelsey 👽 @swimming_poole]

The only people I’ve seen or met who are so obsessed with genitals are conservatives and the Catholic Church

[👽 kelsey 👽 @swimming_poole]

@CrankGameplays @Persephiroth Why does Ethan turn into Robbie turner in drag 😂

[👽 kelsey 👽 @swimming_poole]

I get drunk and listen to Pink Floyd. Like parents like daughter

[👽 kelsey 👽 @swimming_poole]

@RuPaulsDragRace @paramountplus Wait I’m confused…did raja or jinx win 😅

[👽 kelsey 👽 @swimming_poole]

#cashappamerica $kelsey3poole

[👽 kelsey 👽 @swimming_poole]

Jennifer Tilly in bride of Chucky was my gay awakening

[BRI @BriMalandro]

I don’t like how if you do your job really well they start asking you to do other things for free because of it

[OTM Ron♚🇩🇴 @rony_snbb8]

I think this the one

[🦂 @grlinpieces_]

I cannot fuck with people who, when they’re mad they say extremely hurtful things but when they calm down they want to backtrack and say they didn’t mean it. Yes, you did. Stand in it.

[angie @teaxtarot]

Wait

[GABRIELA♀ @GabyHerstik]

The feminine urge to run away from all responsibility and hide away in the forest to do nothing but pray to Goddess, practice Sex magick, and vibe all day

[Robyn Valentine 🍓🗡️ @tiredxwitch]

I cannot believe this man is shading me this hard on main

[kemi @kemimarie]

out of all the water signs, cancer placements are undeniably the best. so loving, caring & sensitive.

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

depressed sun bisexual moon i love carbs rising

[Casiee 🤍 @acupofcas]

Me when I use my customer service voice

[👽 kelsey 👽 @swimming_poole]

@egoraptor He’s looking at it like “ahhh fuck my cereal sucks so much that it’s scary” 😅

[hawkhatesyou @hawkhatesyou]

i hope rob zombie knows how much i love him