I’m just a normal guy called Steve with an Olympic-sized swimming pool. Last year, I sold the $FARTBOY dip to fund my pool.
I couldn’t afford to fill it with water, so I’ve been pissing in it ever since. But the heatwave keeps evaporating my piss.
I wish I’d never sold. 😭
@SBiggs79151856@FARTBOY_CTO Weather has been grate, but I sold the dip and can’t afford to fill my pool. Waiting for rainy season, come visit then.
All the best
Empty Swimming Pool Steve
RESEARCH DOSSIER OPENED.
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Observation begins tomorrow. 💨