Sam

uarizona alum

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I love you

[Sam @swimsam2000]

@NoahKahan now now now

[Sam @swimsam2000]

@MichaelaOkla merch merch merch

[Sam @swimsam2000]

@HollyZardo bro pysch is gonna take 839495 hours

[Sam @swimsam2000]

@HollyZardo my b on how long this is taking

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Kids dying in mass shootings was not what the founding fathers inended.

And if it was… then fuck the founding fathers.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Religion appears twice in the U.S. Constitution.

Both times, it is preceded by the word "no."

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

“who will protect women if they don’t have a man?”

the assailant & partner:

[trash jones @jzux]

america: kids can work in factories now

america: if an active shooter comes into their class, kids should just hide in a big metal box

america: lmao why would preschool be free

america: why aren’t people having KIDS ANYMORE

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

MAGA: “I’m switching to Coors Light.”

Coors Light: “The fuck you are.”

[jenna @jennaawolf]

I think every beer brand should join in until every straight homophobic man has no choice but to be sober and make better decisions.

[Sam @swimsam2000]

@Angelwings_200 @ehmehehmeh @SaeedDiCaprio @jffxns orgo one is really rough but orgo two is worse!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If you believe that an AR 15 is worth more than a child you are an enemy of the American people

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

A very good boy in his very good gameday attire did some very good arrival greeting 🐕 #stlblues