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she/her

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@messedupfoods @hollywoodnut explain

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at work today one of my coworkers pointed out that my other coworkers’ drink looked a bit questionable by saying it was giving flint michigancore 😭

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@oliviuuuuhh olivia ima need u to use this connection

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@tchalametupdate @murrkat7729 look at his fit 🫣

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@lydiuhhhhhh solid tweet 👍🏼

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y’all heard of senior skip day? try senior skip year, i didn’t go into school a single day of my senior year 😎 #thankscovid 😑

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sometimes i like to put my socks and shoes on like sock shoe sock shoe to spice things up

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@Shronked huh? that’s weird? they forgot to include harry 🤔

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the fact that i have to work on @Harry_Styles ‘s birthday is unbelievable. it’s literally a holiday 🥱

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bitches think wearing mom jeans with every outfit is fashion... i’m bitches 😔✋🏼

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@Shronked sounds like fan behavior 🥱

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just remembered that there are people out there with twitter on day mode

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harry releasing the tpwk music video was probably the best way to enter 2021

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@Shronked @Twitter delete this sick man’s account immediately!

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they really are the guardians of the galaxy

[United States Space Force @USSpaceForce]

Today, after a yearlong process that produced hundreds of submissions and research involving space professionals and members of the general public, we can finally share with you the name by which we will be known: Guardians.

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@MasonDzmura i voted harry because of the vogue shoot 🥰✋🏼

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they can’t do this to me

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@BitchBoi0_0 this you?

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i’ve been saying this for so long like omg when i found out that santa wasn’t real this was the first thing i said to my mom

[VERY BUSY @avafalcoo]

ok but imagine being a parent and working so hard to afford gifts for ur kids only to let a mythical man get the credit