any major dudette will tell you

mayor of cool city

[SleeperAstros @SleeperAstros]

Jeff Bagwell watched Moneyball like it was a horror movie

[any major dudette will tell you @swingbased]

@yoonnshrimp season ain’t even started yet

[any major dudette will tell you @swingbased]

@irisketball @WfromDeBall boioioioioioing

[Olgaa @brdmoedr]

You guys really cannot talk like this when you're on year 10 of unlimited Donald Trump forever, 60% of states are all in on "eliminate the transgenders" agenda and Roe is dead and buried.

[any major dudette will tell you @swingbased]

@ubar69_ studying your opponent before you take a seat at the table, a true master of the craft

[any major dudette will tell you @swingbased]

gonna make myself emotionally vulnerable through characters now, if it’s dangerously late prepare to meet John the Fisherman, boating around for large mouth bass and positive affirmation from his friends and loved ones, he speaks in a charming southie accent

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

pent up pup? bruh i've been so constipated recently it might as well be pent up poop 😂 more jokes coming later guys

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

You go to the only piece of writing that is universally agreed to be more impactful and legendary than The Odyssey, of course: Metal Gear Solid

[Mike Mitchell @MikeMitchNH]

Never forget that Crane and Bagwell got tired of winning - at the apex of the dynasty - because the credit was going to a front office philosophy that they "personally" found annoying.

A felony against the fanbase.

[Clayton Anderson | HTX Sports @Clay_HTXSports]

It all went downhill for the Astros from here.

Jim Crane decided this, and the bill has come due 3 years later.

After a decade of dominance, the Astros have been reduced to a smoldering heap of what they used to be.

While dynasties rise and fall, some implode prematurely due to self-inflicted wounds.

[Matt @Mahcus_Smaht]

Congratulations you beat the Dyson Daniels and NAW point of attack defense. Here’s a Lu Dort elbow right in your face.

[any major dudette will tell you @swingbased]

hey that’s really cool Jeff how have we performed since

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

In an acknowledgement today that he "personally" felt the Astros had gone too analytics-heavy under James Click, Jeff Bagwell said "there are certain things that go on that the numbers can’t explain. This game is played by humans, man. It’s not played by computers."

[any major dudette will tell you @swingbased]

@fuccblakesnell not me, I’ll be 50 feet tall by my 70s

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

He don’t got internet

[any major dudette will tell you @swingbased]

@anindividuation by that logic Ron Harper is the goat

[any major dudette will tell you @swingbased]

@radethegod @Chandler_Rome we sold 0 production for 0 gain that sounds like a fair deal to me

[any major dudette will tell you @swingbased]

@fuccblakesnell fuck you mean that hobbit ain’t grown an inch

[Meanie 🦇🌿 @meanpersona_art]

the kids are alright (the kids are discovering "x characters as vines genere")

[any major dudette will tell you @swingbased]

34 year old woman liked me on hinge, I’m not looking for love so get a babysitter for them kids and #comeholler