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@banfieldpethospital The Mad Hatter and the March Hare. Best of friends for ever and ever! #bhallowinning @ Harlem https://t.co/0fk7G58fFD

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I’ve taken to reading #AssociatedPress election reports in a British accent. As though Helena Bonham Carter is teasing a happy ending. #CountEveryVote

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

A HUGE thank you to the New York City poll workers for making early voting such a smooth process!!!! 17 minutes from my door to my sticker!
#voteearly #nycvotes #thankyoupollworkers https://t.co/HMFSsxj5rd

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

If you plan on taking a road trip during a health pandemic, use the TOLL ROADS. You are paying for strategically placed indoor plumbing. #covidcation

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

I’ve spent the last year learning how to exaggerate myself. An by golly has it been worth it!! #manhattancomedyschool

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

We appreciate the commitment to social distancing and the flexibility!

Wear a mask.
https://t.co/TLdKfDwJGB

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

One is a mask. The other is a chin guard. No one told you to wear a chin guard. Wear a mask.

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Please please please retweet this terrific videoclip of a little girl whose message about wearing masks is way way smarter and more powerful than what our so-called “leaders” mumble daily. Everyone should listen to her. Retweet if you agree!

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

A HUGE THANK YOU to @ManhattanComedy School for producing a phenomenal Zoom Graduation Show last night!!! @karenbergreen thank you for letting my crazy star shine!!! #covidcomedy
https://t.co/EPHdTFX5Pa via @YouTube

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

I owe my life long love of comedy to Fozzie Bear. #muppets #standupcomedy

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

New York is still seeing about 2,000 COVID hospitalizations per day.

If people tell you the pandemic is "over" — they're wrong.

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

@nbc Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist is the show I have been waiting for ALL MY LIFE. Can’t wait to see where it goes! #ZoeysPlaylist

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

MCS Graduation Show: Storytelling with DC Benny!
UPDATE: Show now starts at 9pm. Come check us out January 7th! #manhattancomedyschool #gothamcomedyclub #nyccomedyshow #comedystorytelling… https://t.co/Cc0kJ22vdL

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

Merry Christmas! Santa’s little elf is pooped. #dogsofinstagram #dogsoftwitter #merrychristmas #christmasmorning #pupsinpajamas @ Washington D.C. https://t.co/Wf56s0lrLu

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Thank you @shop_dog_and_co for helping me keep my little #Neoyorkiepoo warm on these cold New York nights! He loves his Gold Paw fleece! #dogandco #columbuscircleturnstyle #newyorkwinter @… https://t.co/EY3TLi3Dt0

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

You gave the puppy my toy. I feel so dejected... #dogsofinstagram #dogsoftwitter #neoyorkiepoo #yorkiepoo https://t.co/RusNWCW6d8

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

Do Cheetos smell like McDonalds? Or Does McDonalds smell like Cheetos? #subwaythoughts #QuestionOfTheDay

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@ManhattanComedy Graduation Show for DC Benny’s Storytelling class: January 7th 8pm at the @gothamcomedy Lounge @ Manhattan, New York https://t.co/ATzBR2nYwa

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

I love when the same commercial actors show up in unrelated commercials. Like this one woman suffers bipolar depression 1 minute & is buying a new car the next. Either her LATUDA is really working, or she’s experiencing some serious Mania. #payingtoomuchattention #bipolardisorder

[swingceo9 @swingceo9]

A feat worth aspiring to. #bigband #tap #onewiththemusic https://t.co/rG6eQiHk4n