Angela Meier

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

@ANTHONYBLOGAN Whataburger>burger King 💯

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

@MonteWarden1 @HEB @CentralMarket Where tf do you live because I live in Austin and HEB doesn't charge for bags unless you choose to buy a reusable one🤷

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

Go hug my daddy

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

U wake up in 1990. No WiFi, No smartphones. What’s the first thing u do? ����💭📺🕰️

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

@soupcanarchist He's 14 now and so loving

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

@soupcanarchist Wait until they're toddler age and will crawl up with you if you're feeling bad 😭❤️ my three year old tried to spoon me once and told me I'd be ok when I was sick, he rubbed my head, it was so cute 🥰

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Unpopular opinion:
half of parenting is learning to regulate yourself, not your child.

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

@hodgetwins What's funny is watching actual RINOs call Massie a RINO....he's more conservative and constitutionally sound in his principles than anyone else in congress...he exposed the uniparty, and they hate it

[Ned Ryun @nedryun]

Congress: you dirty little peasants making $70,000 a year can never understand how hard it is to live off $174,000 base plus other financial perks. . .

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

Was just at a wedding in north idaho deep in the mountains with based families. No one cares in about what most “mainstream” people are saying.

But a couple people independently were talking about @TheoVon talking about if he wants to heal or not. That was authentic and powerful

The real gravy isn’t which group is up to shenanigans, the hardest thing to face is our own role in our suffering.

Giving up victim consciousness includes admitting that you didn’t want to heal. I’ve been there. Being a victim is easy.

As long as “they” exist, the suffering from my own behavior isn’t my fault so I don’t have to stop. This is “comfortable” but It’s the scariest rabbit hole. Past the JQ is the MQ. The me question.

Misery requires company. The blame addicts start getting nervous when anyone heals. Without comrades to validate the “other” it gets exhausting to keep up the lie that it’s everyone but you.

Material evil exists, but it’s under rules. It requires consent. Your consent, my consent.

I havnt become some guru, im still a comic and I will continue to mock every race and identity and slaughter the sacred cows. And be kind of retarded and run and gun.

But not because I need them to change or because I’m “mad” at them, it’s because it’s my job and it helps people.

The crazier clown world gets the more real people we will see leave. No one needs to “fight” the victims as they leave, just a trap to stay in the in between. Just keep doing your best, that’s actually the most effective anti semitism in the world. To become a master anti semite is to see the jew in your own mind. If you don’t think it’s there then you should really really look again.

You are not broken
Everything is working perfectly
What do you actually want? And is it coherent with the rest of you?
God is rooting for you

Much love!

“If it wasn’t for _____ I wouldn’t have to (insert evil thing). It’s their fault for making me. They owe me.”
Oldest trick in the book and it’s on ourselves

[RyanMatta 🇺🇸 🦅 @Ryanmatta]

Not one politician in Washington DC would even let me get within questioning distance of them. Let alone invite 30 podcasters into thier house without a script and a full security detail.

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

@BhattiLaib9960 Pearl

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

@mariahsudi My kids fear my disappointment, dissatisfaction, and ability to take away comfort financially more than fear me physically. I think that's working fine for us.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

@OliverOtis00 This!! This right here!!! They have to learn how to act in public. It’s not going to be perfect everytime but that why we keep bringing them.

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

We do year round with mostly 6 weeks and on 1 week off starting after Labor Day
Exceptions are:
2 weeks off for Christmas
2 weeks off in April
6 weeks off mid July through August to Labor Day
*We take any vacations we want and will redistribute lessons as necessary*

We use "semester" or "session" terminology for fall and spring courses.
We usually do just one or two courses over the 6-8 week summer session. It's way lighter.

It works for us, we both work from home and are facilitators of the curriculum as needed (kids homeschooled for last 6 yrs, 12 & 14)

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

@Tanyaelisabeth I think a lot of it has to do with being way more relaxed and knowledgeable when the 2nd kids come...it's a whole different energy.
The 1st kid has to endure you becoming a mother, the 2nd gets a mother from the get go!

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

Same, but my 1st had bad reflux for the first 5 months, and a vaccine reaction that was scary and took a few months from which to recover. he was a good toddler though, but at almost 15 he's still a ridiculously picky eater...2nd kid was a dream baby in comparison, no vaccines, nursed well, slept well, put herself down for naps as a toddler, eats anything we eat, amazing 😍 at 12 she's still the most proactively helpful person in the household 😆

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

Us: “Hey government, can we get Epstein arrests?”

Government: “Best we can do is kill switches in cars and warrantless surveillance.”

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

They swear before God and the nation to uphold the Constitution, and then they wipe their ass with it in front of us all.

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

Something to think about
https://t.co/yHVJe7rrUC

[Angela Meier @swinginmonkey]

@soggybrocoli Only works if you have a loving and responsible husband as well