sofia winkley

asu 20 • she/her • can cook minute rice in 58 secs • never went to oovoo javer

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

my aunt: something about you looks different
me: i got an iud

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

@PNyau9 work!!!!!!

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

@YaBoiRockwood is it blood

[paul @paulswhtn]

everybody has that one amy adams performance they saw where they realized she was special

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

That's beautiful, Rami.

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

like at this point what else could my dad possibly learn about WWII

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

@nicolaswinkley this broke my brain send it now

[Sam Castella @Castella_Sam]

Apple is on the forefront of AI

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

whaddup musty muppets i just remembered my twitter password first time in months who’s ready to get weird

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

my toxic trait is treating my garbage disposal as another mouth to feed in my home

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

@frankiecopp15 yeah fkn losers they should have peaked in college like us #asuforever

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

okay fine i’ll say it sometimes yogurt is just an excuse for me to eat granola are you happy now

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

@frankiecopp15 @julia_btn i am also going to need a visual please and thank you

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

@mellamoanthonyy or that they have a dog... once one person says that it’s over

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

if a shark kills a mermaid, is it fish on fish murder or is it like a shark attack

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

ok hang with me here for a second. do mermaids have to worry about sharks like we worry about getting murdered or do mermaids worry about sharks like we worry about bears? like what is the threat level that mermaids/merpeople face

[sofia winkley @swinkl18]

@frankiecopp15 “does postmates deliver here”

[milk @milkinhisbag]

really wish i was in on this joke