Shel B.

SVU alum❤
8/2/17💍
I like to 🏋🏼‍♀️

[Shel B. @swins_44]

I love it when you shower, blow dry your hair, smell fresh and clean...and then you cook chicken and smell like chicken.

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@JerrettDunlap53 @SethFloyd22 True...true.

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Not comfortable with the fact that I went and bought protein from a brand, at the store I might add, I don't follow on any social media and the EXACT thing that I bought pops up as an ad on my FB feed🤨

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@kmae131 @butler5_spencer...what if?

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Chicago may be the windiest city but the Tri-Cities is a close second.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

THIS JUST IN: Clay Matthews flagged for roughing the passer while watching the Vikings-Rams game at home.

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@JerrettDunlap53 His teeth do not look like that😂

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How did I end up marrying someone who doesn't like pumpkin flavored anything but loves raisins in his cookies🤔

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@JerrettDunlap53 He didn't always have that tricky beard

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@SeanOB75 It just popped up and looked good okay?! Who wouldn't want to eat skillet beef and cabbage with a butt ton of cheese🤷🏼‍♀️

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Me: *Pins one keto recipe*
Pinterest: Oh you want keto recipes? LET ME SHOW YOU NOTHING BUT KETO RECIPES

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@butler5_spencer trying to pull the covers back over to his side after I'm already tucked in

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The NFL in 2018...

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This dude was probably born in the 2000s and that's why he's saying this nonsense.

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Ties are laaaame

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That time of year when you turn the heat on the way to the gym and the AC on the way home

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Thankful to have a job...but sooo ready for a new one.

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Some guy in his 30s driving a bug thought it was necessary to flip me off for no apparent reason on my way to work today. I just raised my rainbow unicorn bang to him and continued on my way😌

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A game isn't over until it's over #GoPackGo